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Mason High School

A school where you are lucky to know half your grade because like 3200 fuckin kids go there. If you don't wear a polo everyday then no one likes you unless you wear a football jersey because that means you are really cool. Big obnoxious Jordans are cool shoes to wear as long as you have socks on that go up to your knees. Although this is very uncomfortable, people might like you if you wear it. Every Friday a very loud guy gets on the announcements and yells "Comet Country" a thousand times and tells everyone we are going to win the football games. Even though we never win, no one points out that "Wild Man Whitney" was wrong once again. Finally, everyone wants to be a Lax Bro.
Friend 1"Dude, that kid goes to Mason high school"
Friend 2"How do you know?"
Friend 1"He's wearing a polo and Jordan's that weigh 8 pounds apiece. And look at those socks! They must be touchin his ballsac!"
by mynameisbarry October 12, 2011
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Alexander Mahone

The hottest FBI agent ever.

Fictional character in the popular Fox show Prison Break, where he is played by William Fichtner.

Generally considered to be a "badass", Mahone has many deep-seated emotional issues and is the subject of numerous PWP fanfics, where he is often slashed with Michael Scofield, the main protagonist of the show.
"Special Agent Alexander Mahone is one tasty piece of man candy"

"Did you read that Mahone/Michael fanfic? It was so hot"
by KateDammitRun July 15, 2007
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Misty Mason

An mocha African American female porn star sometimes credited as Japan. She has appeared in serveral pornographic movies such as Bad Black Girls 19 and Tinys Black Adventures. Misty Mason also has her sister, Mya Mason, in the adult industry.
Damnn did you see Misty Mason in TinysBlackAdentures she Fine!
by Faye CBebop September 8, 2008
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Mashin

the act of having as good of a time as you would while eating mashed potatoes
M: this is a really fun party
S: yeah it's really mashin!!
by Glittergirl March 29, 2017
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mashooganuts

A special type of nut that sprouts from unusually large male genitalia. Looks especially marvelous when cradled in a loose and baggy pair of sweat pants
"I can actually see his mashooganuts from a mile away"
by Samponanna April 16, 2009
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Mason time

The schedule or timetable used by disorganised people who can never arrive at any event anywhere near the time they intended
Person 1: Where the fuck is Jamie?
Person 2: That useless cunt, he's running on Mason time again
by curlyhairedman August 25, 2011
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Mason Meme

A stale, dead, old, meme
Stop sending me Mason Memes! They're so old, I've already seen them!
by fureverem March 3, 2017
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