marmaduke

a talking dog. or a close friend.

hey, look at that marmaduke

by maramdukegooch August 3, 2010

marmaduke

The act of mooning another individual, or group, and bending at such an angle that the mooner's ball sac is revealed.

I was so upset by the referee's bad call, that I dropped my drawers and blinded him with a marvelous marmaduke.

by Rowdy Yates January 5, 2006

Maradona Gambit

In football, the act of committing a handball in an effort to either score on or prevent a goal from the opposing team, in order to win a match.

The "Maradona" portion of the word refers to Maradona's hand of god goal against England in '86.

Maradona's handball successfully fooled the ref and won Argentina their victory. More recently, Uruguay's striker Luis Suarez was caught blocking a goal with his hands. His gambit payed off as Ghana missed the resulting penalty kick and Uruguay won the match.

Friend: "That's BS! I can't believe that handball resulted in a win."

Me: "I know, total Maradona Gambit."

by squeezebot July 8, 2010

marsathon

it's like a marathon, but really weird and bizarre.

you look like you are getting ready for a marsathon in that bizarre outfit of yours.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

masad

a punjabi term for your uncle. specifically the husband of your aunt on your mother's side.

my masad and masi will come
mera masda the masi aun gaye.

by simsim07 May 25, 2011

Patrick Marsalek

The perfect guy. Massive dick. Great with the ladies. Best athlete in the world

Brett: Damn my girl was snathced
Bob: By who?!
Brett: Patrick Marsalek
Bob: Damn dawg you better back off

by PGPFPGPGPGPG January 14, 2019

maradona

simply the best football player in the whole world

La mano de Dios

by CC April 20, 2004