close marking

To stand really close to someone or to follow a person

Dude why you close marking me damn ..give a brother some room man

by Shadow January 24, 2005

fractal marketing

Fractal marketing is the process by which a product or service is promoted through modern electronic media and is subsequently picked up and scattered by potential consumers.

Whereas viral marketing presupposes that a consumer is infected with the intended message, fractal marketing reflects that the consumer modifies the message: it's still part of the snowflake's pattern, just a unique piece of it.

An example of fractal marketing would be Apple's Switch campaign of 2002 and Ellen Feiss's subsequently marketed web identity. They are affiliated, they are part of the same pattern, but this outcome could not be predicted by Apple.

by Olwen Lloyd December 9, 2008

Marking Facebook Territory

After friends have a nasty fall out or a BF/GF break up and they race to comment or like a mutual friend's pictures/posts on facebook before each other in an effort to 'claim' the mutual friend and have them on their side of the break up/fall out.

Fuck, my bitch ex was Marking Facebook Territory on Sarah's profile picture before I could like the picture, now I can't comment or like Sarah's picture!

by SethStreeter October 9, 2011

markusbigjohnson

markusbigjohnson is a pretty decently famous tik toker. he is so gorgeous and funny and so many girls love him. he is so sweet and cute and he’s only 15! his real name is markus walt and he has a mass following of over 23.1K on instagram and more than 108.2K on tik tok. he will be turning 16 on may 8, 2019 which means he is a taurus and they’re always so cute. he is the definition of perfect.

girl: omg markusbigjohnson from tik tok is so cute like omg!!
girl 2: omg ikr i wanna date him so bad ughh

by ohmickeyursofine April 18, 2019

ocean marketing

A marketing method/faux pas wherein the marketing team makes it a policy to treat their customers like shit, until one day a berated customer lets powerful people in the industry know of these practices, or a singular incident goes viral, and the bad PR effectively ruins that marketing person/team/company's chance of ever working in that industry again.

Joe:
I just asked the marketing company when my order might arrive and he called me a bunch of names and told me to shut up.

John:
I'm not surprised, they've been using ocean marketing for years, it will someday bite them in the ass.

by dogfish83 December 31, 2011

Marking my territory

The act of of masterbaiting and ejaculating on and object, thing, or person.

Hey Travass, Im Marking my territory all over Meegan.
Im marking my territory in your bathroom.

by TravisLikesMen January 16, 2011

marketing monkey

Someone who feels the need to recite a companies marketing as if it was the truth with out even stopping to think about what it even means.

Douchebag: "Mac OS X is better than windoez because it is POSIX certified because the Apple product page told me so."
Someone in IT: "Do you even know what POSIX stands for?"
Douchebag: "Erm... No... But it means your computer is secure, right?"
Someone in IT: "You do know that Windows has been POSIX certified since 2000, right?"
Douchebag: "Uh..."
Someone in IT: "Dude, you're such a marketing monkey... Spend less time on 'imasturbatetomymac.com' and more time reading about real computers."

by Someone in IT January 6, 2008