He-Manned

When your head becomes lodged in your asshole.

"Whoa! That dude just got he-manned!"

"Don't make me he-man you."

by Stonehenge215 February 11, 2010

maxxed

To max someone.
To shoot someone in the back from the train station.

Dat nigga jus maxxed me.

by hollabax January 14, 2005

Gucci Maned

To spend a lot of time on one particular thing but still do a horrible job at it.

Tom spent his entire Christmas break writing an essay, but he still got an F on it. Even though he tried his hardest, Tom Gucci Maned his Christmas break.

by Icy Wyte January 4, 2018

maxxed

to be heavily under the influence of an illegal substance, in particular marijuana.

e.g stoned, bent, smashed etc.

"yeh man.... MaXXed as hell..."

by Dolfz0r September 22, 2005

Maxed

when in a joking manner you cook , flame or roast someone until they Get pressed and fold.

aye bruh i maxed him last week

by YvngBean August 14, 2018

Maxed out

1) A state of taking something to the extreme, causing it to fail abruptly due to reaching it's highest possible limit.
2) To be in such a circumstance that you are unable to perform a bodily function/action as normal.
3) To become broke in a very short period of time due to overspending.

1) That old lady maxed out her knees when she fell over.
2) Sir,I can't do P.E today cuz i've maxed out my ankle.
3) My woman robbed my credit card last night and now it's maxed out

by Samstorm December 5, 2004

manned parenthood

Similar to planned parenthood, but just for men.

Person A: Hey man, I think you spilled glue all over the kitchen floor during arts and crafts night.

Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.

Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.

by the teej April 28, 2009