Manual bidet

When you blast a turd out so fast, the splashback cleans your ass for you.

"Man, I really turned the manual bidet to high last night. Even my thighs got wet!"

by Re:Milkman January 30, 2022

Manual Buns

hot dog buns that a friend brings to a barbeque that requires the slice to be manual made.

Hey i can can find the slice in this bun.

Oh sorry you have to cut it yourself. the store only had manual buns

by parrowman1 August 1, 2010

Manual Breaker

A shit that has already survived several flushes and needs to be broken in half (Or more peices) by way of manual breakage. This can be done with hands or if skilled an implement. the amount of flushes it has survived is expressed in conker terms i.e - it was a two-er .

"Hey what took you so long in there?"

"Sorry man i had a three-er , i had to go for the manual breaker."

by Dan Spencer September 5, 2007

manual abortion

When you punch a pregnant woman in the gut in an attempt to aid her in the abortion of her babay. Much cheaper than a regular abortion and works 100% of the time.

Girl: I think ime pregnant
Guy: i dont want a kid... MANUAL ABORTION
*PUNCH*
Girl: thank you

by Oscar Costa March 31, 2008

manual snoozing

when you completely turn off your alarm clock and tell yourself that you'll get out of bed in a minute, hoping that you don't fall back asleep and end up late for work or school.

I turned off my alarm clock and ended up manual snoozing until 6:55, so I didn't have time to shower before work.

by Jay Kizzle January 23, 2011

manually google

when the internet is down and you actually have to look it up in a book

my computer isn't working so I had to manually google my homework all night, it sucked

by heinygirl February 20, 2011

manual hysterectomy

The removal of a uterus with one's hands. Inverse of Sub Zero's spin rip fatality, when one goes through the vagina to rip the uterus out. Much simpler when one is dealing with a vastgina

I gave that bitch a manual hysterectomy

by dantastic danomite October 25, 2009