Sauce Monkey

(n): A short and stocky person of Italian descent.

You need some cement poured? I know a mason named Guido Joe in the union, he’s a real sauce monkey.

by BD_Joe November 9, 2020

Spanking the other monkey

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.

I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

monkey ranch

This is a place that is disorderly and poorly run, with wild populations, such as a psychiatric facility or school without effective leadership

Lunch is over, see you back at the monkey ranch!

by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

Monkey Nuts

A fully loaded 50 to 100 Round Drum Magazine for an Assault Rifle, Smg, or Pistol

"i got a New Ar-15 with monkey nuts hangin off the bottom"

by Brady_Rollies May 12, 2022

Monkey D Garp

Monkey D Garp is a character from One Piece. His job is more important to him than his family. He let his grandson Ace get executed even though he was innocent. Roger told Garp to protect Ace, and what did Garp do? He abandoned Ace and let a bunch of mountain bandits raise him. Garp gave his other grandson, Luffy, to the mountain bandits as well. Garp wanted his grandsons to become members of the marine but let criminals raise his grandsons, and then had the nerve to be angry that his grandsons became pirates. Even when Garp was sometimes paying visits to the mountain bandits, all he did was beat Luffy, Ace, and Sabo up. Overall, while Garp is strong and the "Hero of the Marine", he's a horrible grandfather. He failed both of his grandsons.

Person A: I hate Monkey D Garp!
Person B: Why?
Person A: He's a horrible Grandpa. He didn't even do the bare minimum for Ace and Luffy. He constantly abused them when he visited them and he let criminals raise them. If Garp really wanted his grandsons to become members of the marine, why was he so stupid that he let mountain bandits raise his grandsons? That's like wanting your grandsons to become police officers but making murderers and thieves raise them! Wtf Garp?

by Keltonsein July 21, 2023

reg monkey

An academic whose research consists of the stata commands reg, ivregress, robust, and vce().
The term is a reference to the old adage that a million monkeys randomly typing at a million typewriters would eventually produce Shakespeare. To understand the term, just replace typewriters with "computers with stata" and shakespeare with "insightful economics."

We make fun of reg monkeys, but we also laugh at theorists.

by emanlearruoy April 7, 2017

monkey loader

A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.

*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*

Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !

Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.

by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018