A dreary rain sodden swamp with delusions of grandeur. Amongst its highlights are a sprawling urban vista devoid of life and character, compulsary sheep shagging and yobbo bands like Oasis who spend all their time snorting coke and thus haven't turned out a good album in 10 years. Its people get off on belittling its near neighbour Liverpool as crime ridden and poor, even though it has higher crime and sky high poverty itself. When not endlessly telling itself it is "world famous" (though for what remains a mystery to most) its people attend matches at its premier league football club Manchester Utd - where ticket prices are set to double due to their greedy avaristic new owner, who they entirely deserve for being a bunch of glory seeking gormless twats. Famous Manchunians have included the Beegees, Reg Holdsworth and the worlds worst serial killer, Harold Shipman.
by Brigante June 12, 2005
A stinking shit hole of a town full of violence and arrogance. Likes to call itself the second city, when in fact its the sixth.
by albionpeej August 16, 2005
the wannabe Second City of the UK. it's not even a third of the size of Birmingham, in fact it's not even the 3rd biggest city of the UK. it has 2 footy teams, with one wearing red and brainwashing little children to become glory hunters and not give a toss about their local team. it is officially the most violent city in the UK (even being nicknamed ''Gunchester'') has the highest ASBO rate in the UK. for some reason the government bums Manchester and gives them loadsa money to build some white elephant buildings (probs cuz their all glory hunters too) that the cultureless people will probably end up burning down. all mancs will talk like Liam Gallacher and end up in at least one bar-brawl a week, they'll scrounge off benefits and have at least 12 children who will end up breeding with eachother by the time they're 13 and spawn more ASBO babies. the capital city of Chav Land.
1) has no one bulldozed mnchester already
2) Manchester...the 2nd city of Greater Manchester
3) oh dear, we're nearing Manchester
4) Manchester....because the Devil wanted a hell on earth
2) Manchester...the 2nd city of Greater Manchester
3) oh dear, we're nearing Manchester
4) Manchester....because the Devil wanted a hell on earth
by Adrian_18 November 12, 2005
the THIRD city of the UK. not the second. known to an american i knew as 'a little place just outside of London'
by raelone June 18, 2005
A shit place that SCALLIES, SHIT HEADS, BIG HEADS, SHOW OFFS, NO BRAINERS, MANCS AND "PEOPLE-WHO-RECKON-THEY'RE-HARD" come out of. also contains the cheating USA team Man Ure, USA USA USA USA!!!
by FIZZYLFC October 23, 2005
Manchester is a city situated to the east of a great city. The great city being Liverpool. Mancs are jealous of Scousers naturally because Scousers are the better looking and the more educated. Liverpool has HIGHER EMPLOYMENT rates and LOWER CRIME rates Manchester. This can be read on any government statistic site. So for all you Manc, inbred, twat headed, arse licking, fuck monkeys do yourselves a favour, dress nicely, get a hair cut then go and hang yourselves in your mud huts which are situated in an illustrious estate called MOSS SIDE MAN!
Baz/Gaz/Daz here is a benefit scrounging Mancunian wanker who generally spends his time at The Shitty of ManchestAH! Stadium.
Shipman and Huntley!!
Manchester is a dense squalid hell hole over-run by immigrants and niggers.
Shipman and Huntley!!
Manchester is a dense squalid hell hole over-run by immigrants and niggers.
by Stephen C Sergeant October 11, 2005
Shithole of a place full of obnoxious arseoles. Slum is the best word to describe this carbuncle.Full of thieves and hoodies who speak in a most ridiculous accent.Highest crime rate in the north west. I was accosted on several occasions and asked for money or if I wanted drugs. Sadly this excuse for a city is devoid of any architecture of distinction and is to be perfectly honest "Bland" beyond belief.The best thing to come out of Manchester is the M61. We went 30 odd miles west and discovered wonderful LIVERPOOL with its array of magnificent buildings and culture, lots of FRIENDLY bars with genuinely friendly people a total contrast to the poverty stricken,hoody ridden,drug addicted scumbag place called Manchester
Shithole of a place full of obnoxious arseoles. Slum is the best word to describe this carbuncle.Full of thieves and hoodies who speak in a most ridiculous accent.Highest crime rate in the north west. I was accosted on several occasions and asked for money or if I wanted drugs. Sadly this excuse for a city is devoid of any architecture of distinction and is to be perfectly honest "Bland" beyond belief.The best thing to come out of Manchester is the M61. We went 30 odd miles west and discovered wonderful LIVERPOOL with its array of magnificent buildings and culture, lots of FRIENDLY bars with genuinely friendly people a total contrast to the poverty stricken,hoody ridden,drug addicted scumbag place called Manchester
by Cornish Gem January 28, 2011