A weak term concocted to explain a blaitent publicity stunt.
Cloths don't malfunction, machines and really stupid people malfunction.
by Canadamus_Prime September 7, 2004
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when clothing is "accidently" ripped from your body exposing an otherwise private area
"Hey hunny, are you in the mood for a wardrobe malfunction tonight?"
by MUnit August 30, 2004
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Phrase used to cover up total incompetence and or stupidity
My computer had a convenient technical malfunction as it failed to sync with my iPad, so I have now been double booked for the meeting
by Swanno December 20, 2013
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Letting a vulgar, obscene, profane or generally offensive word slip in the presence of one or more easily offended fellows.
Grandma: We are having a luncheon followed bt an intense game of bridge, will you be there?

Grandson: Sorry grammy, my budy Sam just got busted fucking his, ... sorry Grammy.

Grandma: That's ok, you just had a wordrobe malfunction.
by tkast68 June 10, 2011
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In the gun world a catastrophic malfunction is characterized as a gun malfunction where it's destroyed/severely damaged usually from it exploding. Malfunctions like these easily can cause injury or even death to the user.
A catastrophic malfunction is not good considering a bunch of metal can be flying in your face.
by vryepic December 1, 2021
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When an normal-but-embarrassing offensive-noise/odor-producing event of the digestive/respiratory system (burp, cough, sneeze, etc.) "doesn't end well", producing messy/mortifying "secondary" results.
I thought I was just gonna fart, but I ended up poopin' my pants --- talk about a bodily malfunction!
by QuacksO May 9, 2018
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A core exercise that was created by Nick Long of NTHXC. The exercise works the muscles of the back. It is done by laying on one's stomach then raising his/her legs, chest, arms, and head off of the ground so that just the stomach is touching. The exercise is commonly incorrectly identified as "supermans."
Man, I'm pooped. Those supermans really worked my back.

Supermans? What? Oh, you mean the bavarian malfunctions.
by Samuel L J December 17, 2008
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