Mako

A dumb Douche bag who never likes their partner and would cheat on you.

1st. Girl: Omg Hes such a Mako

2nd . Girl: I cant believe i dated Mako

Girl: Well , Hes a Dumb Douche!

by FuckMako.com August 30, 2020

mako

A dude that gets aggravated by one word replies like 'okay' or 'alright'.
Mako is an un-evolved cave man that needs to reply with fully structured sentences and is what we call "OneWordReplyPhobic".

mako: yo bro i am so cool lol
you: okay
mako: oh my god why are you dry texting me?!!

by makomum March 6, 2022

Mako

Someone who loves to hang out with guys.

Isram is a mako, he never wants to hang with us girls.

by hende di cen October 2, 2021

Mako

insanely short and small man

dang mako is so short

by anonymous April 29, 2022

Mako

Male that will try to smash any girl no matter what, doesn't crop ifunny memes and has an undying thirst for single mom's

Gosh darn there goes Tom again! Being a total mako.

My daughter was almost impregnated by a mako

by quebin February 9, 2017