mail bomber

someone who uses a mail bombing tool to fill your email inbox with useless crap.
Can assume any identity or any email address and will sometimes contact you if you're a pontential email bomber.

You have been bombed by TEDDY BOMBER.

by TEDDY BOMBER May 13, 2005

Mail Stalking

When someone harrasses you through the mail.

Girl 1: This college won't leave me alone! They send letters everyday to try to get me to come to their college!

Girl 2: So their mail stalking you, huh?

by Akina-Sama June 17, 2008

mail getter

someone who gets the mail

jordan: go get the mail.
miranda: what am i? a mail getter?
jordan: yeah.

by iceboxderek January 1, 2010

mail suffrage

The act of voting by mail

I believe mail suffrage should be available to anyone who wants to vote.

by Sylkwurm May 24, 2020

Mail Snail

A human being who copulates frequently and is a carrier of one or more Sexual Transmitted Diseases.

Girl 1: OMG, my vag is so itchy after having sex with Cam
Girl 2: Told you he was a Mail Snail.

by Him Almighty June 16, 2011

Mail-order booty call

When a girl visits you from over 3 hours away for the sole purpose of sex.

Person 1: Dude, where were you last weekend?
Person 2: I haven't been feeling well, so I had a... house call.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Yeah, this girl came down from 3.5 hours away to have sex with me.
Person 1: You got a mail-order booty call!

by Wesleyan October 3, 2007

mail man surprise

poop in the mail box. doesnt matter how you get it there just make sure it does, by the time your mailman comes around noon it will be a nice steamy surprise. just not your own mailbox..

when dooky is put in your neighbors mailbox and come the next morning when your mail man digs his hand in he gets the mail man surprise.

by A.W.J. July 8, 2009