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mahalageddon

The process by which an established internet entrepreneur employs thousands of happy part-time and full-time web content writers, followed by eating all of their souls in one fell swoop.

This is done by accepting copious amounts of their work, offering pay-up-front as well as residual income on all work done, to build a successful human-powered search engine. Follow this by removing this system without warning, while keeping all work done and its future revenue. All writers are dismissed apart from a few "elite", who will from now on work at lower than minimum wage for approximately 50+ hours a week.

For the full effect of a successful Mahalageddon, it is important to additionally refuse to pay for work done so far, for those who at the time of the change were not close to the $150 minimum payout level.

More effectiveness is achieved, the more hours and passion each writer has so far injected into the work that

has not built up to $150 worth.

A truly diabolical Mahalageddon must also include an attempt to present it as being beneficial and in the best interests of all.
Mahalageddon occurred famously at Mahalo.com, June 23 2010, at the hands of its founder Jason "Lucifer" Calacanis.
by Jason Lucifer Calacanis June 27, 2010
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Mahagany

Mahagany is a goofy girl that laughs at everything and she is very pretty
Mahagany was looking
by neyyyyy December 16, 2018
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maharathi

Literal Meaning Maha = Big/Great
Rathi = Chariot/Warrior

As related in Hindu epics, a Maharathi is a warrior having mastery of all forms of weapons and combat skills.
Maharathi are masters of all Vyuhas or battle formations and excellent strategists.
Warrior 1 : You are a great warrior.
Warrior 2 : You are a maharathi.
by NowthatsT February 18, 2019
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Mahaganog

word used to describe a person with no father
Imagine being a mahaganog
by Humphrey Hamdorf August 28, 2020
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Maharani

Maharani has a great character but also is very loud, when she is excited she will scream very loudly but when she is tired she can snore like a 3meter long bear.
That sounds more noice then a Maharani!
by Kendrick Johnsen November 22, 2021
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The Maharaja

An Indian Prince

Popularized when WWE Superstar, Jinder Mahal made a second run in the company. Around this time, He became the 50th WWE Champion.
There is a new Maharaja in India.

"The Maharaja" Jinder Mahal is the 50th WWE Champion.
by Nxworries17917 May 24, 2017
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Mahasahisuckum

When something sucks so bad that you can't stand it anymore
Wow that chick is such a Mahasahisuckum
by Madderbynight December 6, 2019
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