Beer Magpie

A good friend who deliberately steals some of your beer while you are otherwise occupied, i.e. going to a toilet, adoring a pretty girl/boy/centipede, while you are in a bar.

Oh f*ck, I think that Beer Magpie did it again. (staring at a half empty beer glass)

by Beermagpie May 30, 2022

Molly Magpie

Someone who won't shut up.

That teacher is such a molly magpie. She just keeps talking and talking.

by maisto July 1, 2012

Magpie

A magpie is someone who “already threw their portion” magpies are known to throw mag amounts

Wow, that guy in the BlackHawks Jersey is such a magpie

by Magly November 22, 2018

A Magpie

A Magpie is sometimes used to describe a person that finds what could be a piece of junk to some, very interesting, and take it. This could be a rock, and piece of colored glass, a button, a bone, a bottle. They tend to collect their treasures, and even hoard them.

"Dude, Tilly is A Magpie. She literally picked up a random bottle cap when we were walking and acted like she found gold."

by [redacted]] June 25, 2023

Book Magpie

A person who buys and collects books, but never reads them.

Been a real Book Magpie, bought the entire works of Pratchett, Dostoevsky, Christie, and Marx, to fill my bookshelf up.

by Frojo Swaggins November 9, 2023

MagPie

Vibrator, for your Vagina. Also useable , if your vagina is wet like my spearmed D*CK. Buy the Magpie right now! Just for 99£

Oh no my Vagina is wet as fuck. WHERE IS MY MAGPIE?

by Li3ral0v3r May 16, 2018

Magpie

A practice common in Lincolnshire, and Yorkshire of saluting magpies to ward of bad luck from seeing one.

One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy, five for silver, six for gold, seven a secret that should never be told

Hello Magpie

by Cactushamster February 10, 2022