madalyn rose

The sweetest most kind hearted person you will ever meet. She gets lost sometimes but always finds her way back to happiness. If you need comfort she is always right there to give it to y

I love that madalyn rose is always there for me.

by kjbickow December 24, 2014

Magdalena

The best mom that could EVER HAS EXISTED. She loves her kids to DEATH. She is super caring and loving. Not just to herself but to everyone she meets. She is SUPER pretty. BEAUTIFUL. She does everything is her power to make her kids happy and anything to make sure they feel loved. She is super fun. She always takes her kids on adventures. She also cooks food and bakes yummy food too. She makes so many sacrifices for her family and I know that takes a toll on people but since she is a super hero she powers through EACH AND EVERY TIME. When she is sick she still goes to work and goes out to get food for her kids but that’s because she is a super hero. She is also super athletic and active. She even takes her kids on walks. Anything anyone can think of she can do. She tells her kids they can do anything they put their mind to. Playing truth or dare with her is really fun. Something I think we should do a lot more. She is also pretty funny. What makes her funny is that she usually starts laughing before she finishes her joke. She is the only one laughing and once she is done everyone else starts laughing. Not because of the joke but because of her. I love her A ABSOLUTE BUTT LOAD TON. EVEN THOUGH SHE LOVES ME MORE. I can’t wait for our next walk, talk, or mother-daughter time.
Love you 😘😉

I just wrote it and I didn’t proofread😅
Magdalena ( I had to have the word I am defining) ‘lol’

by Kale248 January 15, 2021

Mary Magdalen Fetish

The irrational fixation to hook up/ have sex with women who have been passed around more than the Communion cup at X-Mass Midnight Mass.

Fulfilling this act often gives the fetishist the illusion that he is a "God Among Women" and false self confidence & neurotic pride. When in all reality, he just fucks whores, an act anyone can do, given that whores are easy. Thus, making him Douchlord & not a "God Among Women."

Girl 1: "Ugh, why does he think he so cool all of a sudden"

Girl 2: "he's not, he's just got a big head & Mary Magdalen Fetish."

by Ginger Foxcreek October 12, 2011

Madalyn

She is usually tall, she has brown hair and sometimes blue eyes. She loves to party and she doesn't trust a lot of people with her secrets. She has an amazing personality and has a bad temper with people who are just dumb.

Have you ever met a madalyn? She's the best!

by analise burner April 30, 2019

Madalynn

Madalynn is a very insecure person. She needs CONSTANT reassurance. If she loves someone or something, she will do everything in her power to hold on to it. She loves very aggressively, and very deeply. Most of her jokes are about other people. She has a very hard exterior to hide the fact that she’s a very sensitive person. She only shows her sweet, soft side to people once she believes they would never hurt her. She takes heartbreak harder than most people do. She is super moody but does her best to not let it get the best of her. Madalynn is a good person, with some toxic traits, but she does her best to work on them.

Yeah, my girlfriend Madalynn said I can’t go... sorry.

by Scarlett Rose July 4, 2020

Mary Magdalene

A sexual act. The MM requires that the partner with long hair be on top of the other so that the head of the partner with the hair is over the others feet. This necessitates some variation of reverse cowgirl and should be done with care since the partner on top will be using their hands, which would normally be supporting themselves, to use their hair to wash the feet of the other partner with sensual oils or motion lotion.

Jesus: "Wow! My mind is still blown. She put the Mary Magdalene on me last night."

John: "Really? What kind of oil did she use? I'll bet your feet are still really clean and soft."

Jesus: "I think she used olive oil. Whatever. It was the bomb yo!"

by W!cKeD July 31, 2009

mary magdalene

woman disciple of Jesus.. was a sinner until she repented and became a saint.. if someones a "mary magdalene" theyr a bad girl/ rebel. french: marie magdalene spanish: maria magdalena. hot name, dont deny

girl #1: i cheated on the pre cal test!!
girls #2 and 3: ahah your such a mary magdalene!

by anonymoussss June 28, 2005