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maffist

A flying mysterious being that holds a spear which can channel beams of light which inverse reality: they protect the world from the evil Vanoi. Usually reffered to as holy and unholy.
You maffist!
by theycallmeoof December 29, 2020
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Bro Muffs

Any variety of the large, brightly colored, full ear head phones worn by men who could best best be described as Douche Bags. Typically worn at the gym, in tandem with cut tank tops and backward, flat billed hats.
" Did you see that meat head wearing the Bro Muffs? You think he ever washes the sweat out of those things?"
by MGJuhasz May 29, 2013
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beer muffs

See also "beer goggles". A certain level of alcohol intoxication renders otherwise attractive people who are annoyingly talkative, less annoying. An ugly annoying person would require both beer goggles and beer muffs. AKA "beer plugs".
She was really annoying, but once I put on my beer muffs, I didn't mind so much.
by Michael Dean July 27, 2005
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maff

A verb that can mean absolutely anything
Can be easily mistaken for sexual innuendo.
Can be widely used as a sustitute for fuck.
Derived from MAF.

See also: MAF, maffing, maffed, maffs
1. "You just totally maffed up my hair, Sally!"
2. "I want to maff that CD"
3. "I could just maffing maff you up that maffing wall right now"
4. "I maffed paint all over your face"

etc.
by SID the goose October 4, 2007
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Cincinnati Ear Muffs

When two dudes rub dicks together above the head of any third party male or female, where the nut sacks are placed over the ears of the third participant.
Over the weekend, Carl and Dave gave Mortimer a big old pair of Cincinnati Ear Muffs.
by Aeche January 1, 2008
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maffled

to be completely trashed , broken beyond repair , total devastation
Dude! i am so maffled
by Biff Nigga April 4, 2010
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maffyew

a term of endearment for those named "matthew"

these people usually listen to rap music and may pretend to be of african american origin even though they may not actually be black.

these people also like to sleep during inappropriate hours.
A: I really hope Maffyew comes to my tennis match!

B: come on, he's probably asleep.

A: yo i'ma be mad tight if dat shit doesn't download. it's takin a minute shiiiit

B: come on maffyew, you're spanish not colored.
by thicknessZzZ November 6, 2010
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