Maidens of madness

A small organization that by duplicitous means makes unsuccessful attempts to alter its identity. They often get A for effort and imagination.

"Wat? Did these guys seriously think we were going to buy this? Maidens of Madness? lol"

by Not as dumb as they think September 4, 2009

Madden Mobile Slay

The thiccest and joociest celebrity. Bella (MMG's old GF #RipBellskis2017) is Slay's sister.

Madden Mobile Slay held hands with Bella as they walked down the street together. Isn't Slay so thicc and joocy?

by "Slay's Nanny" November 14, 2017

all madden

v; the inability to gain control in a situation which already has insurmountable odds; so much so that you feel like the outcome of the situation is predestined.

adj; describes a situation which is out of ones grasp

1. Jorge: This is like the 50th time in a row that I lost
John: Don't worry about it dude you got fucking all maddened on that one

2. Bob Dole never had a chance, he faced an all madden situation

by Peter Godios February 19, 2008

Yazlie Maldenito

A short , Puerto- Rican, That Usually Says "Aye, Shut up", "Pero, Shut up" and "Aye, Close Your Toto Lips" usually associated With Chonga's. She starts everything with "Aye" and "Pero

Yo Nigga Your Being Mad Yazlie Maldenito right now, Pero Nothing stfu!

by RizNiniMila September 24, 2011

Steve Madden

Steve Madden is a shoe brand. Their ads can be found in magazines, usually it's figure with a HUGE head and a tiny body. The figure is almost always wearing extremely high heels. Steve Madden stores sell a large number of heels/platforms/boots, but they sell other types of shoes as well, including shoes for men. Stores can be found in most malls.

person 1: hey where did you get those shoes?
person 2: i bought them at steve madden.

by vanessa.* August 7, 2006

Madden

When you tell the boys you can't hang because your franchise is going to the Super Bowl, but really you just want to make out with your girl.

"I can't bake cookies and play games tonight; I got Madden."

by Squirrels_in_my_pants January 29, 2021

muff maiden

hot chick that puts out!

damn, that bitch is a muff maiden!

by jobob buttercup July 22, 2006