Magaphobia

The fear or hatred of President Donald Trump, his supporters, opponents who don’t suffer from Trump Derrangement Syndrome, the United States, or western civilization. Symptoms include total disregard for facts, rock hard confirmation bias, dick size decrease, deeming Trump supporters bigots without evidence, defamation, anti-semitism, or advocating for unjust siezure of property, also known as socialism.

Trump supporter: I think we should lower the corporate tax rate so that it is not higher than China’s.

Don Lemmonhead: RACIST CLASSIST!

TS: I think we should make abortion illegal after the heartbeat is detectable.

DL: RASIST SEXIST!

TS: I think we should be able to keep our guns because gun violence has decreased by 46% in the time that gun ownership increased 51%.

DL: GENOCIDAL RACIST!

Narrator: this is magaphobia, Don Lemmonhead is a magaphobe and is magaphobic.

by King Conservative April 3, 2019

Momophobia

The fear of things called/named Momo

Person N: This is my dog Momo
Person T: Momo, more like, Momonster!
Person N: Don't call my dog that :(
Person T: I have Momophobia

by Korietnam October 20, 2020

mophobia

The fear of being verbally assaulted by a Mississippian.

"You done fill the kittel to the crack with muddy water and splunge the chips!" said Samuel Clemins.

At this point little Arthur screamed and ran into his uncle's toolshed. Arthur suffers from acute mophobia.

by Jack Center May 27, 2007

Matchophobia

The innate fear of matchplay in any sport, but especially tennis.

Jeff does pretty well at practices, but he suffers from matchophobia and loses every match.

by A matchophobia October 25, 2009

Misophobia

The irrational fear of soup

The lady passed out after the waiter placed a bowl of soup in front of her due to her misophobia.

by SouperDuper June 15, 2018

MAGAphobia

Fear of Trump's antics as president

I have MAGAphobia after Trump's last tweet!

by lincoln.abraham November 13, 2017

Mariophobia

Mariophobia is most commonly known as the fear of Mario from the Super Mario Bros. series

Brad: When i was 3 i jumped on a kid by jumping on him while roleplaying as mario and a koopa.

Daniel: Damn, he's definatly paralised from that now.

Brad: yeah, he probably has Mariophobia too.

by heartqu4ke February 28, 2021