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Mackin Handshake

When you meet a girl at a bar and end up fingering her at the bar or right outside the bar in an adjacent alley. It happens so quickly, it is practically during the introduction.
Person #1 - "Hey where did Mark go?"
Person #2 - "He is in the corner giving some bitch the Mackin Handshake"
by M.Boy October 12, 2010
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Ego Machine

Someone who lets their ego control all of their personality traits and actions.
"Wow, Jason always brags about how good he is, he is such an ego machine!"
by NWAwalrus January 1, 2022
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Cringe machine

See “mistah J

someone who is non stop cringe and anything that they post is absolutely atrocious or just plain awful, talentless , annoying, etc
“A person who does something for attention or hops onto overhyped or popular fads for the sake of clout or who enjoys showing off is easily labeled a cringe machine”

“That eboy is a real cringe machine”

Anyone who uses Snapchat filters or tik tok is a textbook cringe machine

Who you looking for on here? Mistah J? Or any of the other lesser cringe machine individuals?????
by Makenbaconshakin February 28, 2022
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Rape machine

An electrical appliance with an attachable dildo.
I woke up sore this morning after my fuck machine had a technical glitch and wouldn't stop fucking me despite hitting power off switch. I'm now filing a police report and will sue the manufacturer for this rape machine.
by Will2500 April 20, 2023
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Machine

Someone who tirelessly completes a task without stopping. They just get the job done. Usually used in sports. Similar to a beast or tank.
Man, that dude just ran in a straight line through the defence and scored without stopping. What a machine.
by Skilluminati May 31, 2016
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porn machine

A computer with internet access, thus porn
Yo dude, i just bought a new G5 porn machine!
by Le grand Sachon May 16, 2008
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ice cream machine

Customer: "Lemme get uhhhhhhhh one uhh Oreo McFlurry"
Drive-Thru Worker:"Ice cream machine broke"
Customer: "Understandable have a great day"
by henlo smol bean :) June 25, 2017
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