muff

the act of palming someones head in your hand and throwing their face in disrespect in the fullest. the best sort of muff is if the victim falls to the floor

did you see that, dennis just got fucking muffed like a bitch!!!

by silent dreamer April 1, 2008

muff

an Individual perceived by others to be an extreme loser or idiot. Also pertains to a person who does something stupid.

"Way to drop the soap TBeeker, Yah muff!"

by Talon "Loosepack" Beek March 7, 2009

Muff

Acronym for Mandatory Unwanted Fat Fuck.

Frank had a Muff that night he was drunk! Ha!

by Matt Prather April 9, 2006

muff

to smoke weed, can be used as a verb and a noun.

"That muff was so good I am so muffed up now."

by Lisa August 24, 2003

Muff

to give oral sex AKA muff divin

"its kinda like muff diving

by mike hunt- bmxboard March 9, 2005

muff

town/village in County Donegal, Ireland. One of the most northerly towns on the island of Ireland although it is in the south! c.f. political situation in Northern/Ireland. It is on a peninsula and belive it or not diving is popular!

You fellas goin divin in Muff this weekend?

by marcu December 28, 2005

muff

a muff is a Mandatory Ugly Fat Friend
all hot girls have a muff friend and the hotter the girl the bigger the muff shes with

damm that girl is sexy but ewwww look at her muff

dan.w rocks lol

by dan.j.washington January 24, 2009