Cooner Mortis

A dead racoon on the side of the highway in various states of rigor.

My god did you see all the cooner mortis on the road today?

by Sammysooser October 25, 2010

Li morti toi

It's a typical expression used in Salento (Puglia). It stands for "your dead parents" and it can be used in different situations and in many ways.

-"Li morti toi, muoviti"
-"Dammi un attimo, sto arrivando"
-"Li morti toi, hurry up"
-"Give me one minute, I'm coming"

-"Li morti loro, abbiamo perso la partita"

-"Lo so, hanno barato sicuramente"
-"Li morti loto, we lost the game"

-"I know, the cheated for sure"

by Davide magni April 21, 2021

Beyond Mortis

A beer drinking metal band.

Did you see Beyond Mortis last night? Yeah I got wasted at their show and got laid by some fine assed big titted slut.

Check out that band. Yeah they are Beyond Mortis, my ear pussies got fucking railed by their music.

Would you like any water sir, fuck no that shit is for toilets, cant you see we are Beyond Mortis.

by Nitrousbob August 23, 2011

Mortimer

The ultimate ladies man. Known best amungst his peers.

Gertrude pranced over to a metamorphic rock. "What a Mortimer," she thought to herself.

by Jewlianne February 14, 2018

Mortician

A nurse for dead people

Brendan is a sexy mortician

by thiskidbe October 31, 2018

mortification

an awesome christian heavy metal band that blows deicide out of the water
SATAN SUCKS

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Mortification

A great Christian Metal band from Australia in 1990. It originally started as a thrash metal band, but turned to death metal by 1992 and then kept on messing around with different types of metal such as, speed, groove, more thrash, power, doom, and even hardcore.

Most people agree that their best album was Scrolls of the Megilloth, which was released in 1992 and was one of the first ever Christian death metal albums.

They have released about twelve studio albums, a few DVDs, lots of live albums, and a new album is underway.

Me: Mortification is one of the best bands ever.
Satanic Metalhead: Shut the f*** up!! My s*** is better than your Christian bulls***!!!
Me: *makes him listen to Scrolls of the Megilloth*
Stanic Metalhead: *runs away like a little girl*

by Usvart Jorge April 23, 2009