Mortal Kombatese

When typing something on chat or test related things, the hard c sound is replaced with k.

Chat Room:
Guy 1- I kan't believe that kancer killed my grandma
Guy 2- Why are you speaking in Mortal Kombatese?!!!

by Tag Xanatos Iradle July 28, 2009

mortal coil

Life as we know it; often looked upon with negative connotations.

Until the day we shed this mortal coil, we must live life to its fullest.

by Mike Snyder February 15, 2005

Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

by Timmer8 January 30, 2008

mortal trifecta

When you pee, fart and sneeze simultaneously.

"I hit a mortal trifecta during the hybrid solar eclipse yesterday. It was a once in a lifetime event".

by hilarioyo January 21, 2014

Mortal Blades

The best two cards ( held ) in a game of Texas Hold em

Joe had a really good hand, but Jim had the Mortal Blades.

by RLTW February 27, 2009

mortal tenue

Human behavior.

Worldwide mortal tenue is regressing to its sophmoric beginnings.

by Steven Blank May 25, 2004

mortal wound

A wound that will kill you in a matter of time

Gun inflict mortal wounds

by Weird_Waffle August 14, 2016