Baby Moon Pie Shit

You know that feeling you get laying down in the sand and the sand is covering you like a gay ass Blanket
Bro that’s feels like Baby Moon Pie Shit
by BreezyRang February 14, 2018
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When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.
"Dave needs a sparkling gay West Virginia moon pie delivered to his door step immediately."
by Redfox30 March 09, 2022
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Banana Moon Pie

When you’re doing anal & leave the load inside the condom but also leave the condom inside the anus
“Hey, how things go the other night with _____ ?”
“Great, I took her back to my place for dessert & let her enjoy a banana moon pie
by Llamathrust baby October 19, 2022
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Taco Moon Pie

When a person with female genitalia bends over and rips their pants and all the business shows. See also: sausage moon pie (male genitalia)
Ugh! I was so embarrassed when I had my tights pants on and gave everyone a taco moon pie when I dropped my pen.
by PTA mom123 September 15, 2022
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Marine Park Moon Pie

A sexual treat that is the result of doing anal in a shitty asshole and cumming in it. The moon pie is the dick with cum and shit on it.
I fucked the shit out of that chick last night and she ate the Marine Park moon pie after we were done!
by Snake Park Boys February 29, 2016
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moon pie boy

a hottie mchotterson son of a bitch named viktor, he is the best person ever and is so hot and attractive
"omg moon pie boy spoke to me today"

"oh em gee!! you lucky mf. hes so fineeeee"
by Miellas fwend March 19, 2022
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Moon pie

When someone moons you while simultaneously shooting semen from their anus.
by NVNTR760 May 16, 2022
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