Montana 

A shitty state filled with predicably close minded hippy faggots and rednecks that boast about outdoor activities like fishing and hiking or shooting guns at marmots and squirrels. Also home to dirtbag white trash and yuppies that are intent on turning Bozeman and Missoula into a new California hub. Unless your in Billings(which smells of oil refineries and sugar beet mills) or Bozeman and Missoula theres hardly anyone around. People don't like intellectuals here and if you stand for anything else you are quickly dismissed.....

Montana is a great state where bluegrass and fishing go hand in hand.

Montana by Vlad Impala June 23, 2008

montana 

What at once was an awesome state, now is ridden with snobby California* rejects who clog the streets and build crappy houses. The state I regret moving to. The state that may be the end of my sanity.

*Nothing wrong with California, it's actually my favorite state. But Californians just don't belong in Montana.

Montana sucks and I am NEVER living here again.

montana by pastorofmuppets December 24, 2008

Montana 

Land of the crazy people. I mean, we have the Unabomber, Evil Knievel, and the guy who was the originator of the phrase "going postal". Everyone runs here when they need to hide from the pigs. Of course, it's a huge state. Trees, beavers, moose, bears. Also contains part of Yellowstone.

Dude. Montana sucks.

Montana by MoonTree July 25, 2008

Montana 

get your N64 from out of the closet (you still have it, don't you?), pop in THPS2, and go to the premade park titled 'Montana.' There you go.

It really is like that, right?

Montana by Devin Ze Dude July 21, 2008

Montana 

the most boring state which is the most forgettable state in the united states, where hillbilly's and mormons build their sheds on the mountain tops and heard goat and buffalo. You usually never hear about it. As well lacks many food places like subway and popeyes and their is a McDonalds every 2 miles rather than 1 mile everywhere else in the world.

john: hey I'm headed to montana
Kyle: HA! Don't die of boredom

Montana by joeman145 October 9, 2011

Montana 

Prime dental floss growing country

I might be movin' to Montana soon just to raise me up a crop of dental floss

Montana by EmperorPilaf88 March 4, 2008

Montana 

Definition of a whore...

Katie- OMG! Jordan did you see what that new chick was doing in homeroom?
Jordan- Yeah! it was so skanky! she is such a montana!

Montana by Atlluvver February 16, 2009