after performing a dick lasagna on a woman, the man proceeds to slap her upper lip with his unit leaving a semen residue. known as a manicotti mustache.
yo, i was doing a dick lasagna on my bitch last night and she decided that i would give her a manicotti mustache.
by Flama blanca November 29, 2010
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2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.
2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.
Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.
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Commonly a name. A hot sexy beast on the outside but the sweetest, kindest, most gental, and funniest girl on the inside that you'll ever meet! She will alway be truthful to you never leave you out! Even though all of the boys want her she keeps her head above water.
"I want to be a Monica!"
"oh! shes totally a Monica!"
"That girl is being such a Monica!"
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"oh! shes totally a Monica!"
"That girl is being such a Monica!"
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generous
loving
sexy
smokin'
beautiful
by monstr truk luvr October 29, 2012
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Get the Monica Lewinsky'd mug.Inspired by the television show Friends, "pulling a monica" refers to any and all screwups by an individual.
"Pulling a monica"
Monica: Okay, uh, please don't freak out, um, but, uh, there's a blue fingernail in... in one of the quiche cups. And there's no way to know which one.
Phoebe: And whoever finds it wins the prize.
Monica: You bet that I'd screw up? All that stuff about hiring me because I was good was...
Mrs. Geller: No no no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinberg you'd never use that phrase.
Monica: Okay, uh, please don't freak out, um, but, uh, there's a blue fingernail in... in one of the quiche cups. And there's no way to know which one.
Phoebe: And whoever finds it wins the prize.
Monica: You bet that I'd screw up? All that stuff about hiring me because I was good was...
Mrs. Geller: No no no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinberg you'd never use that phrase.
by NotAtUVAThankGod June 16, 2007
Get the Pulling a Monica mug.Monica is a girl that is very athletic, and is very kind. She is the most perfect girl. She is tall, has a great body, fit, smart, athletic and pretty. All the girls wanna be her, and all the guys want her. But one more thing that makes her perfect is that she stays true to herself and stays reserved. She is humble, yet confident. But tries to reject all compliments, yet she is flattered. Monicas are just an awesome friend that will never leave you by your side, and will always have your back. She will treat you more than a best friend, like a sister or a brother. And if you fall in love with her, you're lucky. She has beautiful hair, beautiful skin, and pretty features. Monicas are just perfect.
Friend 1: "Hey, so I heard you and Monica are seeing"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I know. I'm so lucky! I love her so much."
Friend 1: "Hang on to her, she's a keeper."
Friend 2: "Yeah, I know. I'm so lucky! I love her so much."
Friend 1: "Hang on to her, she's a keeper."
by fetc June 27, 2013
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I wish I was a Monica.
by THEONEANDONLY38129 October 5, 2011
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