Mock Chicken

its when you go so fast to rectrieve ball that you cant explain the speed

its faster then the speed of light.

your going to go flying at mock chicken!!!

by Jennytheblock123 May 9, 2022

Mock-Grinding

A type of dancing based off of grinding which was originally invented by Matt Buchler. It is like grinding, except you are doing a slow swaying motion much like in a normal slow dance, and also unlike conventional grinding, there is no sexually based contact involved.

"Wow, what is that couple doing?"
"They're mock-grinding!"
"Why?"
"Because they have morals!"

by Bumbafoo October 16, 2011

mock rape

Pretty fucked up.

if you partake in this activity, seek psychological assistance.

by Spi September 3, 2003

Mock turtle

A Mock turtle occurs when one has what feels like a poo brewing, and upon trying to defecate finds nought not even or gas.

I felt a huge shit brewing so went and laid a dissappointing mock turtle and I had not even a wiff of gas.

by Athadan October 25, 2009

mock talk

the sound that one hears when one is in a room and hears multiple conversations occurring, yet the person cannot understand what any one person is saying.

Jimmy could not hear Susie talking because the mock talk was too loud at the banquet.

by archie reed February 12, 2008

mock wife

A woman who is married to a gay man in a time or place when it is unsafe for him to come out/date a man. The woman is typically attracted to the man but understands that they cannot be intimate.

Also used by high school girls when they find out someone is gay.

"Brian and I have been married for 5 years now, his father is religious and would cast him out if he knew I was his mock wife"

"OMG BRIAN! YOU'RE GAY?! CAN I BE YOUR MOCK WIFE?!"

by lamblint December 13, 2017

mock talk

When you talk about something that literally no one has any clue, or create an inside joke that only a select few find funny while everyone else finds completely ridiculous.

Seth: OMG sup y'all
Olivia: Heyyyyyyy ;)
Seth: When J.E doesn't anything about the closing arguments HAHA
Olivia: Omg ikr!
Hanny: Omg wtf stop the mock talk...

by #calor June 14, 2016