Milk 

A term of measurement, close to a gallon, but not quite

"I drank a whole fucking milk of water after fuckin' that girls brains out, I was so thirsty..."

Milk by MilkMaster69 December 16, 2009

milk 

white juice secreted from a cow

the stuff in those cartons and bottles that say "McArthur milk, extra-pasteurized

milk by ^_______________________^ October 2, 2007

milk 

The stuff that shoots out of your nose when you hear a funny joke. Consists of Vitamin D, Protein, Vitamin K, and Calcium of course.
Famous phrase used to advertise milk is "Got Milk?"

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: I don't know, why did the chickencross the road?
Person 1: So he could get to the other side
*Person 2 is drinking milk at the time and it explodes out of his nose*

milk by berbamanu09 March 15, 2009

Milk 

a gorgeous white female

heyy, remember those milks at the party the other day??

Milk by ViBRATO July 13, 2009

milk 

verb: to make long; to waste time doin

the boss wants us to do way to many things. i say we MILK the first job and the go to lunch right after.

milk by jonnycockryn February 8, 2009

milk 

To milk a guy, one dude sticks his middle finger up another guy's asshole and massages his prostate making him leak pre-cum and then semen -- said to be good for the prostate, and very pleasurable. Also called "forced orgasm" or "hands-free orgasm."

Matt and his friends held me down and milked me for two hours!

milk by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

Milk 

Milk is the substance that runs from a cow's solanum mammosum, which is also called "udder." The solanum mammosum also contains a cow's urethral tract, in which the urine flows, therefore making "milk" cow urine.

Mabel : "Would you look at that cow! It has some nice milk!!"
Alex : "Mabel! The milk is delicious! Like cow pee!"
Katherine : "Surely you ladies know that milk in fact is urine!!!!!"
Alex and Mabel in unison: "WOW!!!"
Lenni : smh "Amateurs, the udders are both boobs AND the wee wee! 2 Boobs or 4!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Milk by i<3cowpee123 January 18, 2015