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5 Minutes in Wonderland

A slang term for a salvia trip. This is due to the fact that after smoking salvia, a trip lasts for approximately 5 minutes but is so intense that it can be compared to being in Wonderland.
Man, I scored some 50x for real cheap from the head shop downtown. We're going to get together tonight and have 5 minutes in Wonderland.
by AlexeiTheTroll March 20, 2011
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Five minutes to get rid of it

An exclamation proclaimed after a gullible person falls victim to an exclamation such as "Hey -insert name here-". If they answer with the word "What", then they have five minutes to get someone else to say the word...if they don't...they explode.
Hey Joe guess what!
What?
Five minutes to get rid of it!
Dangit...uh...hey fred!
Yes?
NO!
by Dan Shure June 25, 2006
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525,600 minutes

The correct number of minutes in a common year. Calendar years end on exact days. The earths orbital year is roughly 365.25 days.

A leap year, which makes up for the quarter of a day dropped off of a common year, has 527,040 minutes.
365 days *24 hours *60 minutes = 525,600 minutes

366 days *24 hours *60 minutes = 527,040 minutes
by sudonimpho September 26, 2012
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You're not worth my minutes

A response from a girl (that doesnt have free minutes on her cell phone plan) to a guy that wants her number
Guy-Hey sexy, why dont you give me your number so we can bang.

Girl-Sorry, but you're not worth my minutes.
by ting ting lover December 2, 2009
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weed minutes

The perceived length of time at which one actual minute passes in the visceral world of someone under the influence of THC. Most commonly, "weed time" constitutes a multiplicatively extended period from reality to visceral perception, e.g. 5 minutes seems more like 10-20 minutes (i.e. 5 real minutes equal 10-20 weed minutes).
"Hey, Benjarvis! How long till we reach our destination of 'Burger King?'"
"Well see, Ermelinda, it'll probably be about 10 more minutes. But since we are high on 'THC,' the perceived amount of time will most likely be far greater than that - say, half an hour in 'weed minutes,' as they are called."
"Oh, cinnamon and gravy!"
by fuckpants June 9, 2009
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microwave minutes

minutes that seem like they take forever. when someone waits for something in the microwave to get done it feels like a long ass time.
im feeling microwave minutes right now, the clock says its been 4 but its really been like 17 minutes
by sefteraner December 10, 2009
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525,600 minutes

The number of minutes in a year.
five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes
how do you measure a year in the life?
by freefallin525 March 20, 2005
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