Milk

A spoof version of words such as 'phat', 'wicked,' etc, and other words that temporarily express the 'coolness' of a given situation, object or person.

Can be used imaginatively, ie super-cool is FULL-FAT MILK M8 and something not not so good is SKIMMED, said with a shake of the head.

- When your llama has quadruplets then you may say 'propa full-fat milk yea m8!!!!'
- Having watched Free Willy, you may say 'well, on the whole, I'd say semi-skimmed.'
- On your soggy biscuit dropping into your tea, the phrase 'dang! my biscuit just fell into my tea. That is skimmed', would be appropriate.
- When someone manages to ride a skateboard and cook a full-english breakfast at the same time, you may express 'ahh you iz so full-fat you iz cream bruv!'

by Clarch September 19, 2006

Milk

A term of measurement, close to a gallon, but not quite

"I drank a whole fucking milk of water after fuckin' that girls brains out, I was so thirsty..."

by MilkMaster69 December 16, 2009

milk

white juice secreted from a cow

the stuff in those cartons and bottles that say "McArthur milk, extra-pasteurized

by ^_______________________^ October 2, 2007

milk

The stuff that shoots out of your nose when you hear a funny joke. Consists of Vitamin D, Protein, Vitamin K, and Calcium of course.
Famous phrase used to advertise milk is "Got Milk?"

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: I don't know, why did the chickencross the road?
Person 1: So he could get to the other side
*Person 2 is drinking milk at the time and it explodes out of his nose*

by berbamanu09 March 15, 2009

Milk

a gorgeous white female

heyy, remember those milks at the party the other day??

by ViBRATO July 13, 2009

milk

verb: to make long; to waste time doin

the boss wants us to do way to many things. i say we MILK the first job and the go to lunch right after.

by jonnycockryn February 8, 2009

milk

To milk a guy, one dude sticks his middle finger up another guy's asshole and massages his prostate making him leak pre-cum and then semen -- said to be good for the prostate, and very pleasurable. Also called "forced orgasm" or "hands-free orgasm."

Matt and his friends held me down and milked me for two hours!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021