miobass

PERFECT. <333

-Hey, have you heard of @miobass on tiktok?

-Yes!! paw is amazing!!

by notbat January 3, 2022

Reverse Midas Touch

See 'Jackass Of All Trades.'

Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.

Turns everything to crap.

Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.

Tradie: "Hey boss, why did you fire T?"
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."

by Schteeeeve March 6, 2022

King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.

I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas

by carlthelong December 1, 2022

midassexual

Attracted to the midas the Male tier 100 skin of chapter 2 season two of Fortnite battle Royale

Bro I’m a simp for midas

You mean your a midassexual

by Mycat October 22, 2020

Midas Male

Midas males have typicially got enormous genitals and are intelligently superior humans who also have 42 chromosomes in total. A so-called Midas Male is only born once every 4.3 billion years so they are extremely rare.

Typical female or male or furry ( I don't discriminate) : I wish i had a midas male or an ariosha male in my life!

by BaiChaiuLover November 12, 2021

Midbeast

The Zyzz of league of legends, Pro Footballer, Calvin Klein Model, and Cyber sportsman.

That hunk of a man, Midbeast, is an E-sports athlete? Unbelievable. He could be a Calvin Klein model. Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that. That is by far the hottest Cyber sportsman to ever grace the esports industry. I'd let him beast his way through my mid any day.

by chadsphyxia September 29, 2019

MiDas

This person is the coolest, most amazing person. He builds for MCBC and he is an S tier. You should definitely check his YouTube channel: RealMiDasGames.

You need to be as cool as MiDas.

by justmidas May 15, 2022