mahldog

What the kids at bisco shows are always looking for.

I bought some mahldog in the lot, but it turned out to be ambien. I woke up just in time for the encore.

by yayorc December 31, 2008

Seething Mald Syndrome

A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.

Lotte Blocked us on every platform, I think he might have “Seething Mald Syndrome”.

by rexz April 6, 2021

Alex Maldonado

Alex Maldonado, better known as Quackity or QuackityHQ, is a popular content creator. He streams on twitch and uploads videos on YouTube.

“Aye bro, do you know Alex Maldonado?”
“Quackity, right?”
“Yeah!”
“Yeah man, he’s cool!”

by atrialpossum May 29, 2021

Malden

A city "just outside Boston" on the Orange Line filled with little more than pizza places, hair and nail salons. Though there is practically nothing in Malden, EVERYTHING is no further than 20 minutes away, including the beach, Downtown Boston, and the woods.
It is also one of the most culturally diverse places in the Boston area.

Medford + diversity - trees = Malden

Person 1: Where are you from?

Person 2: Just outside Boston.

Person 1: O, where abouts?

Person 2: Malden

by I <3 Boston May 17, 2006

Maldon

Maldon... maldon is a shitty little town in the dengie area it’s full of spastics It’s population consists of slaggy girls who are most likely being fingered behind maccers as we speak and the boys other wise known as the “heybridge Spartans” (heybridge being a sub area of maldon.. which is more shit and poor than actual maldon) who consistently call each other “brev” and drink k ciders on a weekend or weekday really there all just a bunch of wrongens wouldn’t be surprised if they fucked there own sisters auntys or mothers

We going maldon bro?

Nah man don’t wanna catch any aids

by El ym January 28, 2019

Malding Ginger

A ginger who is mad and balding and easily tilted and angry.

Bailey: "That Darcy kid is such a malding ginger"

by gregmanaru November 10, 2019

Malding

When someone is both mad and balding

Vinny Pistone was malding after the chang gang v the people court case

by FlamemanFTW October 22, 2019