Jersey meatstick

Tan, spiked hair, muscley fist-pumping meathead from NJ. Aka guido.

Jimmy moved to Cali and tried to assume a normal lifestyle, but no one was fooled by this Jersey meatstick.

by Yum-yum hole November 27, 2010

grease old mr meatstick

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.

i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

Floundering Meatstick

A penis that is not fully erect, due to alcohol, submerged in discharge from an infected vagina.

I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.

by FINNYFINNYVECHI March 10, 2011

meatstick

My boyfriends nickname because he has a large penis.

Come here meatstick!

by The Crackette July 24, 2003

Slick Meatsickle

When you ejaculate inside a girl, pull it out and let her lick the aftermath off your dong like a popsicle.

Have you ever falling asleep during a slick meatsickle?

by Mike elliott March 31, 2009

Meatstick

A better way to say dick without getting in trouble

Eat a meatstick faggot

by Elijah the meatstick man August 7, 2019

Meatstick

A god at Vr

He is as good as meatstick

by Optical0.0 March 20, 2022