Captain McJizz Guzzler

a pirate leader who consumes large amounts of liquid produced by the male genitalia.

Man, your a Captain McJizz Guzzler.

by ;-) whore March 28, 2010

McJob

description of a shitty unskilled job. The name refers to the buiness of mcdonalds, and usually is intended to mean shitty unskilled job at a fast food restorant.

"I worked that mcjob for 2 years, never got laid eather."

by Nick H. November 25, 2003

McJob

Any position offered by the multi-national burger chain which may or may not be dead-end in nature.

I'm working down at Maccy D's five nights a week. 4.50 and hour and all thr fries I can eat. Not bad for a McJob.

by theLangster September 15, 2006

Mcjob

"a low skill, low pay, high stress, axhausting and unstable job"

Dan Gallin (p. 237 of 'No Logo' by Naomi Klein)

I'm a student, and I have a McJob to make ends meet, but I'm not staying in this crummy job long term

by Erfalaswen December 13, 2003

Panty McJangles

intercouse ie: making love or "going all the way"

My favorite hobby is doin' the Panty McJangles

by Amanda Rrrrrr June 25, 2006

mcjob

This term is as relaxed as any words involving work is, a mcjob is a 'job' in which you get payed zero to no dollars, it will not allow you to advance any further than cashier, and or it leaves you feeling as though you've been raped and left out in the rainy streets of new york by 10 burly men.

"My first job was as mcjob as they come,I got payed 6 dollars an hour to eat fried chicken off this chinese bloke's ass."

"A mcjob is something we stole from a book named generation x, don't kill us"

"My mother forced me into getting a mcjob, then in which I quit to go fuck my girlfriend and dance naked in front of the tv while playing sonic the hedgehog."

by emily and chad February 8, 2003

McJonkus

an unspecified body part

suckle my hard and thicc mcjonkus, big daddy. make the mcjonkus wet!

by QuestCLicker February 4, 2018