massive cooter

a large, rather stretched, often swollen and bruised vagina.

lisa has a massive cooter from all that throat poking she has been getting lately.

by andy123150r8 March 10, 2008

Massive wool

Someone who is an absolute stain and pisses everyone off he or she meets.

"Oi Mol, Seen that guy at the bar in that rhinstone t-shirt sipping his stella!"

"Yeah Smig what about him?!"

"He's a Massive Wool!"

by smig_as December 24, 2011

Massive Lick

A person willing to slime their way to the top. Someone who may act differently in order to gain favouritism to benefit themselves. Often found with traces of excrement around their nose or mouth.

Doyll Twats is a massive lick isn't he?

by Postal worker February 9, 2018

Bleeding Massive

Used often in Dublin, Ireland to signify:

A) Something big

B) Someone who is a legend

Pronounced: Bleedin' Massif

A) It was bleeding massive!
"You won't fit that in me, it's bleeding massive!!"

B) Ah, sure you're only bleeding massive!

by Bitchiness October 25, 2010

Massive Load

Referring to a large amount of semen.

Nick blew his massive load all over my forehead.

by Nig_Nog-1 October 13, 2016

Massive Cunt Face

Used to describe a person whose face looks like a rather large vagina.

"hey give me that peanut butter sandwich you massive cunt face."

"Shutup you massive cunt face."

by Doctor Goonstein September 14, 2011

Massiel

Massiels are really beautiful , sexy ,and very exotic.She is a fun girl to chill with and loves to have a good time, you can almost always find them in a good mood and everyone loves her. She's takes care of herself and always smells good and dresses fresh from head to vagina to toe. She typically has a nice ass.hince why her name is mASSiel. Massiel's look very innocent on the outside but once you get to know their hidden side , you figure out they are the freakiest and sexiest women you will find .

Boy: hey braaah, I met this girl named massiel and she's. Like super sexy! And exotic ! She's so innocent and sweet but maaan I dated her and daaamn bruh ! Her lap dances are bomb, the way she licks them soft lips will make you crazy, She'll ride you like a horse , she'll suck you like a popsicle! She'll make u so horny you might even finger yourself in the ass ! And talking about asses have u seen that ass she got! Damn..massiel..mhhhmm

by suckmybigblackcockmommy February 7, 2012