machostache

a "handlebar" style mustache. This type of mustache, during the 1970's, was quite preferable among men of many different backgrounds; however, today, is rarely found to be worn by any other than White Trash type guys. (i.e. truck drivers, construction workers, cops, and almost all trailer park dwellers) Is often accompanied by long hair, dirty, greasy clothes, and netted baseball caps.

Is it my imagination, or did every guy at that last A.A. meeting have a machostache?

by RyGuy82 August 25, 2011

Macho Row

If you go out of your way to find heavy objects to lift, red meat to eat, and do whatever you can to handle your business the best way you know how, then you are Macho Row. Notable members: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pat Tillman (RIP), Richard Kuklinski, John Rambo, Ronald Reagan, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Ray Lewis, The U.S. Armed Forces, Ted Kennedy, Robert DeNiro, The '72 Dolphins...

Dude, you just ate a 72oz steak, did 1000 push-ups, drank a handle of Jack, killed that guy with your bare hands and fucked his girlfriend...you are Macho Row.

by Macho Row February 28, 2008

mahomies

The name of Austin Mahone's fans gave themself. <3 ill admit it, im one ;D

dumb dude: Dude! that Austin kid is a faggot.
Mahomie: Shut up, hes amazing! his voice, hair, face, sexyness <3 EVERYTHING!
All Mahomies: WE LOVE HIMMMM!

by Mahomiebaby June 30, 2011

Machook

Refers to a word that means whatever you want it to be. It is analogous to the blank tile in scrabble as it can be used for anything.

A machook is a machook.

I machooked a machook last night and I machooked in her face.

What up machook?

Machook machook?

by Belsky December 24, 2008

machoice

(n.)DEFINITION1; a black girl who bathes in perfume and dresses like a slut, who is in a band with other girls named Lakisha, Latoya, Faith, and Hope.
(v.) to go whoopass on someone; go apeshit, or freak out.

Damn Creigh, did you see that machoice walking down the street?

Don't make me go machoice on ya now, Creigh!

by Car&Laur January 10, 2008

Mahoganous

To have harder than average wood

hey girl, you should come back to my place, you've got me all mahoganous

by Motso December 8, 2009

mahogany boner

The hardest erection a human male can achieve. If you drop a mahogany on a bitch, you'll tear that pussy up with your rock hard cock.

TJ: Jenny just gave me the biggest fucking mahogany boner of my life.
Jeffrey: Nigga fuck you and your baby carrot dick.

by 420 BLAZER September 10, 2013