markus

a markus is the biggest shagger in town. he shaggs so much and would probaly float on water becasue he is so shaggy. markus is the biggest shagger you will ever see.
by konsky March 16, 2019
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Doing the Markus

To show one's buttocks to someone in a stylish and elaborate manner as an expression of condescension, in particular in cases in which the receiving person has asserted unnecessary and unwarranted claims of possession over something or someone.

The expression has a connotation of subtlety: It is often understood that the intended recipient is not aware of the move, while people in the know will recognise the gesture easily. The move does not need to include literal showing of the buttocks; an allusion to such a gesture is often understood when speaking about "doing the Markus".
She's doing the Markus right in front of him, and he doesn't even notice.
by jeang85 January 6, 2018
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ole markus

When you meet an Ole Markus you instantly feel like you're gonna get stabbed, and for a good reason!

When he's not busy watching hentai or jacking off in the playground he's either letting down all his friends or playing league of legends.
someone presumably: "hey man, wanna party"
ole markus: "no"
by Alkys February 23, 2017
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Mark/Markus

A name usually reserved for a pimp or playa of some sort. Macks tons of bitches, and has the respect of everybody.
Everybody wishes that they could be Mark.
by NameDefiner March 30, 2003
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Dirty markus

A sexual act of a 27 year old man having sex with a warm watermelon
Oh my god,your doing a dirty markus!!
by Lucy is gay April 17, 2020
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Markus Naslund

One of the greatest hockey players in the history of the game (over top of gretzy and lemiux that is) and he curently plays for the Vancouver Canucks
Todd Bertuzzi passes the puck to Markus Naslund.
Naslund shoots HE SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jan Markus

A awesome guy that gest all the girls. He is extremely sexy, to the point where no girls can resist him. His body is pure muscles to the point were he is able to lift 5 cars.
Guy1: Where are all the girls?
Guy2: They are over at Jan Markus house
by skyny22 July 29, 2022
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