a markus is the biggest shagger in town. he shaggs so much and would probaly float on water becasue he is so shaggy. markus is the biggest shagger you will ever see.
by konsky March 17, 2019
To show one's buttocks to someone in a stylish and elaborate manner as an expression of condescension, in particular in cases in which the receiving person has asserted unnecessary and unwarranted claims of possession over something or someone.
The expression has a connotation of subtlety: It is often understood that the intended recipient is not aware of the move, while people in the know will recognise the gesture easily. The move does not need to include literal showing of the buttocks; an allusion to such a gesture is often understood when speaking about "doing the Markus".
The expression has a connotation of subtlety: It is often understood that the intended recipient is not aware of the move, while people in the know will recognise the gesture easily. The move does not need to include literal showing of the buttocks; an allusion to such a gesture is often understood when speaking about "doing the Markus".
by jeang85 January 06, 2018
When you meet an Ole Markus you instantly feel like you're gonna get stabbed, and for a good reason!
When he's not busy watching hentai or jacking off in the playground he's either letting down all his friends or playing league of legends.
When he's not busy watching hentai or jacking off in the playground he's either letting down all his friends or playing league of legends.
by Alkys February 23, 2017
A name usually reserved for a pimp or playa of some sort. Macks tons of bitches, and has the respect of everybody.
by NameDefiner March 31, 2003
by Lucy is gay April 17, 2020
One of the greatest hockey players in the history of the game (over top of gretzy and lemiux that is) and he curently plays for the Vancouver Canucks
by Gilbert The Silver Bullet April 23, 2006
A simp. He/she respects women and always does what they ask. Even if women are wrong he always agrees with them. He buys women close then gets capped with the "Thank you bro" when he's trying to get out of the friend zone.
Markus Vanderlinde just bought that girl a hoodie and she said "thank you bro", apparently he's been trying to smash for years but he's still a Virgin and a major SIMP.
by TheDefinitionOfHugeCocks May 04, 2020