mao xue ran

a girl that is really caring and kind. She is really artistic and hardworking! She would do anything to make you happy. However she doesn't like any boy names that start with an N. She is smart and also sarcastic but in a funny way. You are very lucky to have her as a friend!!

Melanie: mao xue ran is the best friend i ever had!!
Lauren: I know right we are so lucky to have her as our friend!

by a person you love <3 March 26, 2023

Mao Zedong Express

A sexual position, held for an extended period of time, in which a bound sexual partner will perform fellatio upon a partner wearing a cockring, ensuring that the intercourse will last for an inordinate amount of time, with no payoff.

"Bitch was being a major cocktease, so I put her on the Mao Zedong Express."

by Mikhail "Fail" Bakunin February 18, 2018

mao zedong

1. n. Vile, evil ruler of China from the end of WWII to the early 1970's. Killed millions of his own people with forced collectivization of agriculture, the "Great Leap Forward," and most of all with the power-restoration maneuver resulting from the famine created by Great Leap Forward known as the "Cultural Revolution." Faclitated a transfer of power to a group of even more evil people called the Gang of Four that included his wife. The tyrant can be considered on equal footing with the next definition.

2. n. The excrement of Microtus pennsylvanicus. You guessed it, its "mousie dung."

An example of Mao Zedong's thinking can be taken from his book, "The Wit and Wisdom of Chairman Mao," where he writes, "Politics comes out of the barrel of a gun."

by Dan Weyandt January 6, 2008

Mao Zedong

Someone who is worse than both Hitler and Stalin yet no one seems to talk about.

Hey man I support Bernie Sanders
Shut up Mao Zedong

by George W Nixon April 20, 2018

Mao Tse Kee Lah

Chinese variant on tequila shooters:
Lick the msg, Shoot the tequila, Bite the lemon chicken.

We headed out with the asian business execs for a count of Mao Tse Kee Lah's.

by concerned citizen February 17, 2005

Mao Zepingpong

The first Chinese guy you may name besides Jackie Chan.

OP: Quick! Name a Chinese person who is not Jackie Chan.
Anonymous: Mao Zepingpong.

by お疲れ様でした‮ November 23, 2010

Mao Tse-Tung

Communist Revolutionary and "Chairman" of the People's Republic of China from 1949-1976. Responsible for the deaths of anywhere between 20 to 80 million people, depending on who you talk to. Most of these deaths are attributed to "The Great Leap Forward", a economic plan that proved disastorous and led to a horrible famine. The crowd Mao surrounded himself, in particular his third wife, didn't help matters much.

Mao Tse-Tung has a huge wart under his lip.

by SovietViking November 14, 2003