Manbien

Term which applies to males:

The act of masturbating shortly before going to sleep in order to obtain a more pleasant deeper sleep without the use of prescription or over the counter sleep aids.

Jon: Dude, I've been having trouble sleeping the last few days.
Joe: Did you try Tylenol PM?
Jon: No. That leaves me groggy in the AM
Joe: What about Manbien? It's perfectly natural and can work in as little as 2 minutes with no side effects.

by BDDFCIN October 27, 2010

Manbearpig

Another name for a beast known to live in a basement on Downer Street in Milwuakee, WI. This alleged creature is known to be quite the anti-social creature. He usually will not convene in places consisting of more than three or four other humans. Known to have a ravenous appetite consisting of McDonalds and Burger King. Also, the creature is not know to be smooth in interactions with other people. Most interpersonal reactions with this creature end up with one or both parties being embarrassed. Many speculate that Manbearpigs utterly horrifying appearance resulted from his mother getting pregnant via the water wheel (see definition) and then doing copious amounts of heroin while pregnant. If you see Manbearpig, avoid at all costs. He is known to be a compulsive liar.

I tried to talk Manbearpig into going to a party, but because a large number of people were there, he declined, stating that he would rather masturbate alone all night.

by eightdoubleoh September 6, 2010

L'manberg

Well, I've heard there was a special place,
Where men could go and emancipate,
The brutality and the tyranny of their rulers.
Well, this place is real, we needn't fret,

With Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, *flip* Eret,
It's a very big and not blown-up L'Manberg...

My L'manberg...
My L'Manberg...
My L'Manberg...
My L'Manberg~...

A person who doesn't know what the Dream SMP nor L'manberg is: What is L'manberg?

Me: *aKhEm* Okay so *starts explaining what L'manberg is*

The Person: Wait wait wait- So it's been blown up twice!? 0_o?

Me: Yeah, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME :D *continues explaining the whole plot*

by Lorri_SadsIt May 23, 2021

Manbearpig

someone who doesn't know how to brush their hair, teeth, nor how to shower. This person has very bad body oder and large front teeth. They also wear clothes that are too small for them. Aka: MBP

ALD looks like a manbearpig because she doesn't know what good hygiene is.

by Kayla Thomson December 25, 2007

Mabbina

You'll rarely find a name like this, Mabbina is pretty cool and nice person although she has a biAtch vibe. A weeb probably. She also makes weird random noises. Mabbina is vibing 24/7 like there is no tomorrow

Friend A: ......
Friend B:......
Mabbina: REEEEEEE

by BertoldHoover May 26, 2021

manabitch

To become a slave to The Beast and have your testicles carried around in her purse in a super tight clamp

A small, yet persistently annoying irritation that one is unable to get rid of through any means

He's been manabitch'd by that girl he hooked up with last week.

I've tried everything, but I still can't get rid of this manabitch.

by themadat April 21, 2010

Manberger's Syndrome

Similar to Asperger's Syndrome (which is a developmental syndrome on the Autism Spectrum categorized by social difficulties, difficulties picking up on subtle social cues, expressing empathy, and typically having a special interest area). Manberger's applies to men who exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's, but do not actually fall on the Asperger's Spectrum. These men are often employed in fields like engineering and computer science, and cause many women eternal frustration.

Manberger's Syndrome symptoms include (but are not limited to): inability to understand how to comfort someone emotionally rather than just offering asinine "solutions" problems, difficulties expressing emotion other than anger, frustration, and neutral, difficulties expressing empathy, difficulties behaving considerately toward others, and obliviousness to the rich social and emotional subtleties and relational connections going on around them. These men might suggest that a woman marry them just for the health insurance (because obviously getting married is about nothing more than this) or say something like "It didn't occur to me to consider how you might feel if I ate all your leftovers."

by Banana07 November 22, 2011