Mallory 

A Mallory is a female with an extremely hairy vagina. This vagina is often mistakened for a bird's nest or a tangled ball of yarn.

I was going down on Mallory last night until a bird flew out of that vagina and almost pecked my eyes out!

Mallory

Mallory by Chad Meister February 10, 2009

Mallory 

Skank, Slut, Ho,

Likes Sexting, and TRIES to get lots of guys in bed. Wear's booty shorts, and tries to show off her breasts.
FAVORITE apparrel: Nothing

Guys thinks she's disgusting. With too much black hair and too skanky.

MALLORY Hello hunks! (tries to show herself off)
GUYS Hey you're hot.... umm bye
AS they walk away one guy says to the other, She must have been a Mallory, GROSS!!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1- I think she wore that yesterday too
Guy 2- What, she wasn't wearing anything
Guy1- EXACTLY!

Mallory by Mikabra Chadabra May 1, 2010

mallory 

the ugliest most annoying and most insensitive and insecure person you will ever meet. you would hate to be her friend and especially hate to be her S/O nobody likes her and we hate everything about her.

mallory is such a bitch.

mallory by mall.ory September 24, 2020

Mallory 

A girl with small boobs and but but a big heart, she hates Asians and has bad teeth

Dude she hasn't hut the puberty, such a mallory

Mallory by Ss26 November 11, 2014

Mallory 

A nasty skank who is unshaved, not showered, has lots of plaque on her teeth, smells like a portable fish market. usually has saggy tits with extra skin all over her body. Looks like Mr. Ed. Almost always mistaken as an Ogre. Will also jump anything with a dick and if desperate enough sometimes trys to get the pussy.

Damn that Mallory deep throated a pickle!

Mallory by Jenn Elaine December 2, 2010

Mallory 

A beautiful girl who is highly skilled at sports (especially basketball!) She is really beautiful and a lot of girls are jealous of her. She is overall an amazing girl.

Omg that girl is so lit! She is such a mallory!

Mallory by Cutie10 January 24, 2018

Mallory 

Sometimes a person who all boys love and cherish. She is usually beautiful has big boobs and a nice butt. She usually makes you laugh and always wants to cuddle.

OMG Mallory’s so hot and I want her now

Mallory by BigUltraSaggyTits January 31, 2019