Morons Are Governing America
Alternative, but more truthful translation of Donald J. Trump's campaign slogan MAGA .
(He says it means "Make America Great Again")
Alternative, but more truthful translation of Donald J. Trump's campaign slogan MAGA .
(He says it means "Make America Great Again")
I keep hoping the Trump administration will get its act together but every day it becomes more clear that MAGA.
by yes/no/maybe March 9, 2017
Like Republican Red MAGA, Blue MAGA are libertarian populists who use organizations like "Justice Democrats" to infiltrate the Democratic Party pretending to be members of the party, running for election in safe Blue districts, and then voting against the party platform, siding with the likes of Marjorie Taylor Greene to protect Russian oligarchs, block marginalized communities from getting clean water and modern infrastructure, and even going so far as denying Ukraine and Israel defenses against genocide. In fact, now that their false messiah Bernie Sanders has renounced Hamas, his cult is renouncing HIM. Even though Israel and Judah have lived in the area now known as Israel for thousands of years, occupiers are now calling for genocide of Israel "from the river to the sea," and people like Rashida Tlaib called that genocide "aspirational." Blue MAGA goes so far as to tear down Missing Children posters and killing senior citizens who happen to be Jewish -- which in their minds means "Zionist" or "Soros" or whatever Blue/Red MAGA is calling them this week.
Blue MAGA: "Can you BELIEVE they censured Rashida Tlaib for genocide?"
Decent people: "Didn't you censure Paul Gossar for making anime about AOC?"
BM: "So? You think Blue MAGA's hate is rational???"
Decent people: "Didn't you censure Paul Gossar for making anime about AOC?"
BM: "So? You think Blue MAGA's hate is rational???"
by the modhatter November 9, 2023
Term coined by actor Jussie Smollett, who had came up with the idea of having his two friends yell out, "This is MAGA country," as they pretended to assault him in Chicago, according to a report from prosecutors. During an ABC interview, Jussie who was later arrested and charged over alleged hate crime attack hoax, cried of his victim hood.
by carny666 February 24, 2019
Krav Maga is a self-defense system developed by the Israeli army. In Hebrew, the Krav Maga literally means "contact combat." Developed by Hungarian boxer and wrestler Imrich Lichtenfeld in the 1930s, the technique was first used by Israeli underground paramilitary organizations such as Haganah. When Israel became an official country in 1948, Lichtenfeld was appointed Chief Instructor and Combat Trainer for the Israel Defense Forces (IDF). Since then, Krav Maga has spread, and it's now practiced in over 30 countries around the world. At first view, Krav Maga may look like a martial art, but it's actually a form of combat with no rules and no limitations. Martial arts such as Judo, Karate, and even wrestling are considered sports; Krav Maga, on the other hand, is a regulated form of combat. In fact, the point of Krav Maga is to take the enemy down as quickly as possible. Some teachers of Krav Maga explain it as "the art of going home alive," which means that groin strikes, choking, and headbutts are considered acceptable moves.
In addition to using their bodies to fight, practitioners of Krav Maga are taught to use the environment as a weapon. This means learning to use any object nearby, from bottles to baseball bats, as a gun-substitute. The objective of Krav Maga is to avoid injury in real-life scenarios, such as fights, street attacks, and violent encounters. Advanced students of Krav Maga learn to defend themselves from gun and knife attacks, multiple attacker scenarios, headlocks, and ground fighting. Most self-defense classes today teach some variation of Krav Maga. Military training in Krav Maga is more extreme, including manual killing techniques, defense against grenades, and disarmament of the enemy. All military and police offices in Israel are trained in Krav Maga, and so are many Special Forces Units around the world. In the US, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), the United States Marine Corps, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), and the Air Force Office of Special Investigations (AFOSI) Anti-terrorism Specialty Team all learn Krav Maga as part of their physical training.
by Dancing with Fire January 17, 2011
Dark Maga is the aesthetic which will be embraced by Donald Trump when he imminently returns to office.
He will no longer be kindhearted and forgiving, as it is now time for revenge, time to punish and kill those who have been ruining the country.
He will no longer be kindhearted and forgiving, as it is now time for revenge, time to punish and kill those who have been ruining the country.
by DarkMAGA March 17, 2022
a form of re-duplication used to indicate irony, sarcasm, derision, skepticism, or lack of interest against any origin of trump-like republican talk
Just as the ACS and Abraham Lincoln advised, the MAGA-SCHMAGA promise might work well on colonising Liberia and its neighbours again.
by kelamist January 21, 2019
A series of NSFL shock websites, showing a warning before you click, and then after you click it, flashing lights, photoshopped videos of a dog being skinned, a person performing necrophilia to a burned child and a burned person, and in the center, a man drilling his urethra. The phrase "Kek maga" seems to have originated from Hungarian, meaning "Kek himself," so it just means "Laughing to himself" basically.
Person 1: Huh... What's this link my friend sent me?
Person 1 on Discord: What is this?
Person 2 on Discord: A link to my social media I made called Kek maga! :D
Person 1: *clicks* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS *goes into shellshock*
Person 1 on Discord: What is this?
Person 2 on Discord: A link to my social media I made called Kek maga! :D
Person 1: *clicks* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS *goes into shellshock*
by APittsburghFurry February 3, 2021