Lumberjack

To lumberjack someone requires the efforts of two people. One, the jacker, hides in a tree while a second person lures the individual being lumberjacked under the tree and once in position the jacker leaps out of the tree onto the poor unsuspecting soul.

Brock has been pissing me off would you help me lumberjack him?

by Mitch Stanley & Brock Walker November 09, 2008

lumberjack

A fashionably disabled(genderly-confused)tree cutting person.

see monty python

by Jo Rabbi November 22, 2003

lumberjack

a word you call a friend who likes 'chopping' wood

mahfouz: mascud is a lumberjack wtf does eat wood
mascud: i heard that also its nice
mahfouz: ur such a lumberjack

by creatoroftheword March 10, 2019

lumberjack

a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2016

Lumberjack

A man who can stomp colds out with his boots. Lumberjacks are said to be able to benchpress 900 pounds, but that is an unproven myth. Most Lumberjacks can actually benchpress 600 pound sequoia saplings that have been ripped out of the groud by hand. Lumberjacks also have thick scruffy beards. This is to show that they are in fact a Lumberjack.

Near the end of Step Brothers Will Ferrell is dressed like a Lumberjack.

by TheRoundOne September 22, 2010

lumberjack

girl with a tendency to bite down during a bj. i.e. to cut your wood.

Andy ended up in hospital yesterday after his bitch turned into a lumberjack.

by Veno-mous boy August 05, 2006

Lumberjack

A woman that takes a lot of wood

You like that chick? Don't waste your time dude, I hear she's a lumberjack.

by Lumber Jim August 25, 2011