shrek is love, shrek is life 

THE reason to hide your kids from the internet

I saw "shrek is love, shrek is life," I understand most parents now.

shrek is love, shrek is life by WastedTime2032 February 12, 2017

Love is blind 

When you don't care about what the person you love looks like, because looks don't matter. When you truly love someone, you're "blind" to their appearance.

-"Why are you in a relationship with that person? They're so ugly."

-"Because love is blind. It doesn't matter to me what they look like, I still love them."

Love is blind by Rachael Young April 15, 2017

love is cocaine 

Everyone thinks they need it to feel better, it's impossible to get, it costs a lot, you can never trust it, you feel different with it than anything else, it tears apart families, it's addictive, and once you start you need it desperatly to go on.

"I love you, I need you."
"Good. I'm going to lead you on until you're seeing your therapist every day."
"Baby, your love is cocaine."
"That's what I like to hear. MUAHAHAHA!!!!" *clubs baby seals*

love is cocaine by ilikecereal99494994 May 8, 2009

Shrek Is Love

To Have A Abnormally Shrexual Attraction To Shrek.

Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life I want Shrek in My Bed tonight.

Shrek Is Love by Mike Hunt onmablles October 4, 2020

What is Love? 

Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more!

What is love? LOVE! Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more

What is Love? by KNICO KNICO KNEECAPS December 11, 2021

Love is Red 

A straight edge hardcore band.
The band broke up in 2005, They had two albums that were titled "All that's Ahead points to Forever" and "The Hardest Fight". The band is known for its powerful songs, and it sang about being straight edge, staying true to your beliefs, and hanging on through tough times.

Love is red is a great straight edge band.

Love is Red by 1337 Fork February 14, 2006

Sex-is-love Disorder 

When a (usually) woman equates sex with love, thinking that because a man had sex with her, it means that he loves her. In men, it is often a nerdy type who has sex out of his league and turns into a total obsessive. Is often the trigger for stalkerish behaviour.

Dude, you can't bang her, she has Sex-is-love Disorder!

Sex-is-love Disorder by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011