Lorence

A bizarre bird with long feathers atop his head, band tees (rarely washed), and a pet bobcat. He can be found regularly on the social media site "youtube" creating anti-religious videos and the occasional "love is a pie chart" vid. Overall chill, just bring ear plugs for the pirate metal.

What is this, Pirate metal? Gosh you look like a bird, you must be a Lorence.

by freaKENcraZIE July 29, 2011

Laurence Solence

This person is greatest man to exist

Did you see laurence solence walk past?

Yeah, he's so cool!

by JohnnyJonathan December 15, 2021

Dirty Laurence

when you see a handsome man from another corner of the room and so you slowly make your way to that corner of the room and suck them off

That boy over there is doing a dirty laurence, cheeky fuck

by chellis1435 July 15, 2020

Greasy laurence

When you put a condom over yourself held on with pins, creating a vacuum holding all the fluids over a month and building pressure to allow for ultimate sloppy head

I’m getting ready to let that girl have a greasy laurence

by Jesuschristourlordandsaviour12 November 23, 2020

Laurence

The greatest hoe in history of hoes.

I heard that you slept with Laurence the other night.

Yeah he's a hoe.

by calebswangian69 February 17, 2020

lolerence

the ability to withstand SRS "lols" without "loling"

or

the ability to withstand seriously funny stuff without laughing out loud.

Ben's lolerence is waaaay to high, I showed him LoL cats and he didn't even chuckle.

by Darth TWiZZLe September 9, 2010

Lourenço

Lourenço is a national hero for his big body and penis, summarizing a god on earth.

Lourenço is a nigga.

by Lisbon dog November 21, 2021