A 12 metre tall crab with a human head that flies around at night but only when it's stormy, you'll probably hear chimes when it's flying around. It's mother is a crab and it's father is a man. It's mother abandoned it at 2 years old because she was embarrassed.
Pete: I was in bed last night, and I felt a giant crab claw stroking my blanket.
Steve: It must have been the Lotus Man!
Steve: It must have been the Lotus Man!
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Software that clearly was written by "Learn Java in 24 Hours" graduates. Causes your computer to slow dramatically and makes email collaboration a terrible experience.
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And also a place for people to timetravel although it is banned there :/
And also a place for people to timetravel although it is banned there :/
Y'all wanna go to the Lotus Inn for those cool purple drinks later with Jonah? Yeah sure girl
Which room did you guys book at the Lotus Inn? I'm room 25 :)
Which room did you guys book at the Lotus Inn? I'm room 25 :)
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