John long middle school

Worst middle school in chapel. Girls get dress coded for having there stomach,shoulders, or backs show and emo bitches be wearing stripper boots, dog collars, piercings all in they face and don’t get spoken too. School is full of liberal ass kids and fake bitches. Every guy there has abused or raped there girl.

U go to John long Middle school?Yeah it’s the worst school ever I was raped by my ex.

by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021

louisiana long-john

when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.

Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.

by P1CKL3 R1CK October 7, 2017

Yung Long Johns

the worlds greatest rapper, manly and giant.

Wow, your freestyles are great, you resemble Yung Long Johns

by fuggutarded December 9, 2021

Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.

After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"

by Markusftr June 8, 2017

Long John Silvered

When a girl swings in and lands on your sword as if a pirate attacking from one ship to another.

“Yo, this crazy chick I was with last night Long John Silvered me.”

by RealCfan March 18, 2023

Long john

A very very long sausage

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I have a long long john

by Big chungus December 28, 2018

Long John Silver

When you eat out a bitch and then she cuts out and leaves without giving you anything in return

I was chilling with this bitch last night and she gave me the old long John silver and dipped out before I burned the head

by That White Man Crazy May 8, 2025