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Lok the Allfather

Pseudonym of an urban legend. Stories say he was first seen in a nightclub wearing nothing but a suction-cup on his 23-inch penis. Commonly associated with , Molly's Ex, Stay Golden Pony Boy, Kylian Mbappe (The Allfather), all part of what celebrities such as Obama Jones, Johnny English and Logan Paul say is his secret persian sex cult which perform various tasks on tiktok slime and belle delphines saliva.
Alicia: Did you see Lok do the Norweigan Ice-Dragon on that chick last night?

Eric: Yes!!!! What a pride he is.

Sam: Nothing else from Lok the Allfather!
by theallfathers October 27, 2020
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Tai Kah Lok

wow you're such a Tai Kah Lok man chill out!
by handsome guy winson June 27, 2024
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bhondo lok

Literally hypocritical people. Refers to individuals who themselves did all sorts of anti-social things such as smoking, drinking, premarital sex in their youth (or continues to do so secretly); whose children, relatives and neighbors still do the same - yet they continue to preach and enforce religious and conservative social values on those they can impose their thuggishness on.
Uncle John is such a bhondo lok. He used to drink when he was young, his own son sleeps with his girlfriend, yet he goes around scolding his nephews for simply dating and being out late at night.
by Ememento September 5, 2024
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LOK Syndrome

LOK ( lack of knowledge) syndrome is when a person talks about a subject but they are clearly out of their debt in that particular field ! In this case they suffer from LOK syndrome
Sir Alex Ferguson wasn’t a good manager for Man UTD , this statement is LOk syndrome
by Robbo-cop May 29, 2023
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Lok

A quick way to write lol okay (or lol ok)
"Hey, I'll brb my parents are annoying me argh."
"Lok"
by Wearetheclique 🌮 May 5, 2017
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Lok

A name of Chinese origin that describes an upper grade classmate 😎who is dependable and intelligent and super friendly.
Student: You UN-Lok my potential, Lok

Student: 😎 Pop and Lok'in
by The Champ Hamster November 22, 2021
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LOK

Combination of LOL and OK
Sean: „Hey, I had sex with your wife

Felix: „LOK“
by ElPapo131 May 23, 2020
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