Locness

(adj) having characteristics of a smooth talking suave jiving ladies man

(v) the act of picking up underage girls

(adj) swag

Jenny: "Did you hear? Luis is so locness right now. My brother seen him with a youngin last night"

Sarah: "No way! I would've never guessed"

Jenny: Yeah we should call Chris Hansen on that perv

by canflentas October 23, 2012

The Lonesome Crowded West

An album by modest mouse that is way better than their new commerical garbage

Dude, I used to suck, but then I listened to The Lonesome Crowded West

by TheD8001 April 16, 2005

lonesome john

lonesome john is when u put ur dick in a glass jar and wait till it gets hard then it hurts for first 1 min then feels really good.it feels like its numb but u still have a hard boner

ryan did a lonesome john in public

by RYkWAS March 19, 2009

lolness

the word lol (laugh out loud) wit ness added on the end of it for special effect made up by me an used all around the country now **im 2 cool**

sam " hoody is a bi"
katy "lolness"

by ehh September 12, 2004

Lonestarr

Lonestarr is the coolest guy at GAT City. He makes mad sprites for the GAT RPG. JebusCrife is the person making the RPG.

Yeah man, I gave Lonestarr +rep for making my sprite, which was awesome.

:cool:

by Jimmithy May 31, 2004

Lounes

A very obscure males name originating from somewhere in Africa. People with the name Lounes are normally very misogynistic, and overall not very pleasant people in the slightest.

David told me I'm a stupid woman, he is being SUCH a Lounes.

by ego snake farm May 2, 2018

Lonesome Hobo

Depressed and/or sad worker who wanders by himself without family or friends. Love so distant and obscure. Where another man's life might begin that's exactly where his ends. Stays free from petty jealousies, lives by no man's code and holds judgement for himself.

Change your wasteful and wandering life lest you wind up a lonesome hobo. Is a humble warning for those who were well off until the economy tanked.

by Tomatis April 5, 2010