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Locke

A character from the 1994 role playing game Final Fantasy VI who is famous for being a dick.
Celes: You keep your dead girlfriend in some old dude's basement? Gross.
Locke: I'll protect you!
Terra: I thought you said you would protect me, asshole.
by pocketseizure November 9, 2012
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Locker Stalker

1)A person who stalks individuals directly next to or near where their locker happens to be situated.
2)A creeper who corners an unsuspecting person innocently trying to retrieve books and other necessities out of their locker. The said person cannot leave until they get their books together and secure their lock. This gives the locker stalker ample time to start a conversation and give the unfortunate victim a hug. During this interaction the victim is trying to figure out if they have ever even met the locker stalker.
Kala: "Ciara is such a locker stalker!"
Jody: "I know, she hugs that poor freshman every time he stops at his locker."
Ciara: "I got his number today!!"
Jody and Kala: "locker stalker!"
by Kala H. December 21, 2008
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lookie lou

Somebody with no business being someplace who's there strictly out of curiosity. Like a non-involved (not a witness) person staring at a crime scene or a fire.
"Get that lookie lou out of here, Officer Boarder! We don't need every detail on the evening news!" shouted the sergeant when she saw the guy staring at the body.
by bookwench February 8, 2009
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locke, ny

A suburb of a tiny town called Moravia NY. Locke doesn't have a gas station or ATM machine. It does have a feed store named Hewitt Bros that you can buy gas at if you are there between 7am and 5pm. They even take credit cards. The town has burnt down twice and somehow got rebuilt both times.

Mostly farms and trailers.

Really great trout fishing since the inlet to Owasco Lake runs through it.
I ran out of gas in Locke, NY and had to live there.
by lockeguy June 4, 2011
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Door Locker

When you are locked out of your own room by someone who is making an attempt to get laid. This person usually will not let you in the room no matter the circumstances.
Man, That Mike is such a door locker. I had to sleep out in the hallway, and he didn't even get laid!
by MBL December 30, 2007
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Street Locker

That's when you stash you're gear, trees, Del Taco, whatever inside of a newspaper vending machine.

1. Place 50 cents into your local newspaper machine.

2. Remove those newspapers, that's your hustle grab those papers and network your self work on your HEMS.

3. Place your stash in the street locker and add a SOLD OUT sign to the window.

4. Come back at the end of the day retrieve your gear.
I can't be carry this steamin' bag of del taco up in hurr the boys gunna me fiendin' let me stash it in my street locker at the corner store.
by Xtrem3 August 24, 2008
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penis locker

When a girl has a vagina that can fit multiple dicks.
This girl had such a big penis locker that we had a 4 some in the same vagina.
by Trueshit96 June 7, 2014
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