loling forever

Used when something is so funny, you just can't stop laughing. Often used along side brb to make it clear that the user may need a moment to recover before they can actively participate in the conversation again.

brb, loling forever.

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*loling forever*

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Person 1: Where's David?
Person 2: I sent him a funny video, he's too busy loling forever to reply right now.

by WorMzy April 20, 2010

LOLINTERNETS

The internet in its entirety, but sarcastically. Encompasses language, lingo, current trends, pornography of all kinds, etc.

Used as a generic response to almost anything.

J: um wtf taht guy just pulled a leeroy

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

J: zomgwtf dont cilck that its scatporn

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

J: my brother died in a hurricane :(

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

n00b: 1337 h4x n0ub i p \/\/ /\/ |_| DIAF!!

J: umwtf did he say?

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

by Fnovd October 23, 2006

lolington

used just like "lol" but sounds better

"Marksy is a ginger bastard".

"lolington".

by Detective Carter August 21, 2007

loinworm

Superior internet cool guy from the somethingawful.com forums who flirts with late night drunks and meth addicts, moderators, and other sluts and dudes because they represent the internet elite, at least to themselves. Makes a point of starting gossip about others, circle-jerking, and trolling. His real hangup is that he dated some fat chick once, and he can't forget how badly she e-dumped him. This burn, which happened at least two years ago, prompts his constant anger toward others who like her or knew her. He still degrades her old friends, husband, etc. He thinks that he is outstandingly funny but in short is just another internet nerd who has nothing better to do in in his life but post on some internet forums and pretend he's better than all the rest.

Hi, I am loinworm? I am the best thing that ever happened to the internet. If you don't agree, I'll hate you too!

by Mark Fpster February 20, 2005

loinky

Describes a man with a long, lean, sexy body. Similar to lanky.

That tall blond cowboy leaning against the truck sure is loinky.

That Heath Ledger is one loinky dude.

by kmich December 12, 2008

burning loins

A nasty itch only solved by fucking someone silly.

....example is example, but in Holy Mother Russia, an example examples.... Oh...

"I'VE GOT BURNING LOINS AND THEY MUST BE CURED!"

by 5dots September 23, 2013

loin-purse

scrotum, or the scrotum and its contents

I felt those silver dollops storing up in my loin-purse.

by boognish818 August 5, 2008