A girl that seems like at your first meeting you are her best friend, how sweet she is. She sucks you into her world of " poor victim to all her relationships" all along stabbing you behind her back. Saying the same awful things she says about others to you. Judging everything you say and do. If you are 100 percent on her side about everything she will do break your spirit.
Innocent chick: " I feel so sorry for Lisa, she seems to have it so hard, and her husband is such an jerk, and her friends never call her or understand her stresses, poor Lisa! "
Every X friend : " that Lisa selfish, but you keep her company while we hear her talk shit about you, thanks"
Don't be a Lisa, treat your friends with love and respect, except yourself and other for all that they are. If you can not then let them go and never speak an ill word of them again!
Every X friend : " that Lisa selfish, but you keep her company while we hear her talk shit about you, thanks"
Don't be a Lisa, treat your friends with love and respect, except yourself and other for all that they are. If you can not then let them go and never speak an ill word of them again!
by Zippy February 09, 2012
A woman who can't write an interesting sentence (if she writes one at all). Someone who attaches herself to anything that can write an interesting sentence (see: barely) and worships them. An idol-worshiper, satisfied with taking a mountain of refuse and constructing gods. Possibly the most unattractive human being alive, if it were not always for her other half. A jealous, old, sad, chaos-inventing, mentally unstable hag. Unable to operate socially unless pitied... and that's easy.
by frostingisfattening February 06, 2010
Usually found in her home town Red Deer Alberta. She loves to post half naked pictures of herself on Facebook. She cheats on her boyfriend (commonly referred to as Charles or Chuck) She may have nice hair and somewhat of a nice body, but everything is "decent" butterface! Most say she comes from the gorilla family and others say she just looks like one. Being apart of the monkey family she loves to ransack houses and show up where shes not wanted. And last but not least she likes to cheat on her boyfriend but in order not to get caught she tries to act innocent and say that guys make her do it.
Also known as big slut or bitch if you will.
Also known as big slut or bitch if you will.
by Anneeandashley, March 17, 2011
Though most Lisa's are hot!...this particular type is a fat ugly hoe. She's usually an uneducated baby mama on food stamps and or a failed beautician.
by FoxyNdaDesert July 04, 2012
by Damn bro November 24, 2013
Hypocritical Bitch. WiLL stab you in the back, steal your boyfriends, lie, NoT a friend at all. Do not ever trust a Lisa...brings people down so low that they can fall into a huge deep depression. A Lisa shows no compassion whatsoever, and doesnt care about anyone but herself. Money-hungry whore. A Lisa is someone who doesnt know what love is, and never will know. Fake.
dude 1 - 'ey man? You get paid?
dude 2 - yeah, but I took this chick out...all she wanted was my money- man, she was such a Lisa.
dude 1 - aw man that sucks, watch out for them golddiggers.
girl 1- where's your boyfriend?
girl 2- oh he left me for a lisa.
dude 2 - yeah, but I took this chick out...all she wanted was my money- man, she was such a Lisa.
dude 1 - aw man that sucks, watch out for them golddiggers.
girl 1- where's your boyfriend?
girl 2- oh he left me for a lisa.
by watchOUTitsME October 27, 2010
She is a very sweet and loving girl. Anyone who is friends with her is very lucky. She is very often happy, but doesn't like to hang out in large groups of people. At times she can be shy but doesn't like to be left alone. Lisa has beautiful eyes; they glimmer in the dark. She also has the softest silkiest hair.
"Lisa is my best friend, I am so grateful that she is in my life."
"Lisa can be clingy at time though"
"Lisa can be clingy at time though"
by hellouitismehmehmeh February 13, 2019