linuxoid

A computer geek whose brain is totally devoured by the Linux operating system. Sleeps in a server room, feeds on beer and cramps extracted from the keyboard, wears a shapeless checkered shirt and old stained jeans, never shaves or visits a hairdresser.

The best alarm clock for a linuxoid is
"at 07:00 >mplayer -playlist 123.m3u".
You wake up at 6:58 wondering why it doesn't play and run to the computer to check if there are any bugs

by veraptor April 15, 2009

Linux

NOT AN OPERATING SYSTEM!!!!!!!!

Linux is a KERNEL, NOT AN OPERATING SYSTEM started by Linus Torvalds in 1991 at University of Helsinki in Finland. Linux was at first just a hobby for Linus. Linux is free software.

It just so happened that just when Linux was getting usable, GNU had everything it needed except a kernel. Thus, people started using Linux with GNU to make a completely free UNIX-like operating system called GNU/Linux.

Today Linux and GNU/Linux have come a long way from the early 1990's, although they're still mostly used by geeks.

Linux is at version 2.6.xx as of mid 2005.

by a thing June 26, 2005

linx

to pass something or call someone

linx me a fork
ill linx ur cellie

by raheem February 22, 2004

Linx

To give someone something

"Yo Alex,linx me some weed"
"who gave you that fubu outfit? Dre linxed it to me"

by Alex May 13, 2005

lino licker

( linoleum licker) Usualy lesbian for going down on a shaven pussy, as opposed to carpet muncher which involves an unshaved mound.

Marcy was pleased to find Karen was shaved and took delight in her lino licking.

by Abbo September 3, 2003

Linux Zealot

Perhaps the most hilarious people I've ever encountered. Known for their hatred of Windoze.

I like Linux, but it's not like I'm a Linux Zealot.

by Blue Ruse August 7, 2006

linoliem licker

Refers to oral sex performed by a Lesbian Woman on the clean shaven cuchie of another Woman!

Wendy the linoliem licker was relieved when Darla dropped her panties for the first time!

by WendyMay "Red" August 11, 2008