Lead singer of German band Rammstein. He is mentioned in "The Holy Bible" many times as a character named "god." He can outswim anyone in the world. And he can can kick even Chuck Norris' balls off (he won't due to the fact that Till and Chuck go on emo hunting trips). In fact, if you are reading this Till is probably fucking your girlfriend. Do not try to prevent this, it will only end with your demise, mainly because if you try to kill Till, he will laugh, grab you buy the balls, crush them, and then continue banging your girlfriend, while you watch and cry like a bitch.
Emo-Owwwwww my head exploded while listening to "Sonne." Why?
Rammstein Fan - Because Till Lindemann's deep voice burrowed inside your head, through your ears, and commenced to beat your head's fucking ass.
Rammstein Fan - Because Till Lindemann's deep voice burrowed inside your head, through your ears, and commenced to beat your head's fucking ass.
by Kommisar Kowl August 30, 2008
Get the Till Lindemann mug.Similar to Tebowing, Landeskoging was made popular by the Colorado Avalanche's forward Gabriel Landeskog. After scoring the game-winning goal on March 12, 2012 against the Anaheim Ducks, he dropped to his knees, then went face first onto the ice, with his legs bent, and his fists clenched near his ears. Replicating this position is known as Landeskoging.
Kris: Dude! Did you see Landeskog's sick goal last night?
Joe: Yeah! I got so excited I started Landeskoging in the middle of the street!
Joe: Yeah! I got so excited I started Landeskoging in the middle of the street!
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When a male has a three-some with two other women who are:
Woman 1- sucking the males penis
Woman 2- fingering woman 1 while making out with the male
Woman 1- sucking the males penis
Woman 2- fingering woman 1 while making out with the male
That landeene we had last night was amazing!
Would you like to bring a friend and landeene all night long?
Lets landeene tonight. I know someone who wants to.
Would you like to bring a friend and landeene all night long?
Lets landeene tonight. I know someone who wants to.
by man with the answers June 25, 2009
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Get the half-lidded mug.Linda is a recurring enemy from the Double Dragon series, she is commonly seen with a whip which can hurt the player, can deal punches and kicks too towards the player.
In Double Dragon Neon, her appearance changes her appearance changes from a female punk to a female wearing a dominatrix suit thus making her a sadistic seductress sounding enemy.
She can also be a threat if she is with other enemies.
In the mobile version/interpretation of Double Dragon she is married to the male enemy Williams.
In Double Dragon Neon, her appearance changes her appearance changes from a female punk to a female wearing a dominatrix suit thus making her a sadistic seductress sounding enemy.
She can also be a threat if she is with other enemies.
In the mobile version/interpretation of Double Dragon she is married to the male enemy Williams.
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